varsity

totally sharky complete

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@WhiteHouse The clown

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@WhiteHouse @StateDept Can you explain how it’s different than before? Minus the responsibility for dead children in Iran, the $300M settlement, the lost American lives, and the billions spent on munitions I’m not seeing much of a difference for people living in the United States.

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@covie_93 Look at that face

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

Fish waking up in the Reflecting Pool today.

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@FoxNews Everyone knows the guy who announces he’s the boss is always in charge. If you don’t people won’t know

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Lukaku!! <15 seconds!?

[Jamie Dupree @jamiedupree]

Took a 20 mile bike ride this morning to check out the Reflecting Pool

[Nic @nicrypto]

Aged like milk in the Strait of Hormuz sun.

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

We won the Iran war so decisively that we’re now offering $300 billion to convince Iran to end it.

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@StoolMintzy That’s great!

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@StateDept Dude you can’t claim peacemaker after starting war. Never needed to negotiate peace with Iran previously, and had a nuclear deal in place. Enough with the spin zones - this admin is either dumb, evil, or more dishonest and corrupt than any admin they criticized

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

There has never been a more perfect metaphor.
He didn’t drain the swamp, he literally installed one.

[Covie @covie_93]

If you criticize 2.9% inflation under Biden but think 4.2% inflation under trump is no big deal you are in a cult.

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Fun fun fun fun https://t.co/eqRaEiUc4A

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@unusual_whales Senile

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

Unless you riot for Trump, in which case you’ll be pardoned and given slush fund money stolen from U.S. tax payers.

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@FoxNews Tall things and flat things are basically the same thing after all

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

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@NancyMace Not really. That’d encourage it’s own bad behavior. Buy a house under your grandfathers name and live tax free