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will shake it for catfish and squirrels when Luke Bryan asks me to

[ǝɔɐɹ⅁ @get_higgie]

No one:

Me:

[fruity pebbles @mistermdmazing]

first day of class

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold.

[ǝɔɐɹ⅁ @get_higgie]

@prollyaphase @FilmUpdates K stew is never not the gayest person in the room at any given point and I mean that as a compliment

[ǝɔɐɹ⅁ @get_higgie]

@prollyaphase @FilmUpdates I feel that the movie is gay but the book not as gay just purely based on the presence of a khaki skirt Edward thinks is the hottest thing he’s ever seen.

[ǝɔɐɹ⅁ @get_higgie]

@prollyaphase @FilmUpdates Oh we for sure have.

[ǝɔɐɹ⅁ @get_higgie]

@prollyaphase You shouldn’t be.

[ǝɔɐɹ⅁ @get_higgie]

@nickybjoy Bars

[ǝɔɐɹ⅁ @get_higgie]

Sometimes stereotypes are correct

[ǝɔɐɹ⅁ @get_higgie]

American private health insurance is a literal nightmare.

[ǝɔɐɹ⅁ @get_higgie]

@KatieChennault Even better

[ǝɔɐɹ⅁ @get_higgie]

Haven’t seen barbie yet because I’m waiting for my girlies to get back in town but all the negative reviews make me MORE excited to see it? Like if one more person says “this movie is a man-hating pink nightmare” idk if I’ll be able to wait.

[ǝɔɐɹ⅁ @get_higgie]

Every time someone has a 20 minute conversation on the quiet car I should get 20 mins to take whatever I can from their house

[ǝɔɐɹ⅁ @get_higgie]

Your Goodreads tells me so much more about you than your Instagram ever will

[ǝɔɐɹ⅁ @get_higgie]

8

[ǝɔɐɹ⅁ @get_higgie]

Can’t wait for my first Mother’s Day when my future step kids take me to brunch💕

[ǝɔɐɹ⅁ @get_higgie]

Why does this man keep tweeting like he’s not president?

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Ban assault weapons – it’s beyond time.

[ǝɔɐɹ⅁ @get_higgie]

Marked “safe” from Andrew Tate

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

Imagine living in Chicago on purpose. BY CHOICE.

Seriously, imagine being a full grown adult.

And waking up in fucking CHICAGO.

Looking at the entire globe, then looking around you at the shithole you reside in.

And saying "Yes. I want to live here :)"

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

[ǝɔɐɹ⅁ @get_higgie]

But we already know what happens

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

An American remake of ‘SQUID GAME’ is reportedly in the works at Netflix.

(Source: https://t.co/vVO3Jj6eYO)

[ǝɔɐɹ⅁ @get_higgie]

@prollyaphase Yes

[ǝɔɐɹ⅁ @get_higgie]

I just saw a real coyote running down Maddison

[ǝɔɐɹ⅁ @get_higgie]

@prollyaphase I thought it was a dog but it was in fact a coyote