Mark Elion

Father, son, chosen one. Eater of food, traveler of the world, and world class complainer. Securities Attorney. @floridastate, @PennStateLaw.

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@RyanLMcElveen Why?

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@fcpsnews The concern is that it snowed a week ago and schools are still closed. I’d like my taxes back.

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How does the @fcpsnews superintendent have a job still? How are we okay paying the highest taxes for this? Where are the @fairfaxcounty commissioners. Where is @PatHerrity. This is insane!

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@AmericanAir Hit by a plane. Left on tarmac. We got people yelling. Please, you need to move us back to gate.

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@RosnaRecaps @CNN @fox @AmericanAir @DCA Yup

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@cnn @fox my @AmericanAir plane (flight AA4522) @dca was just hit by another plane while on the tarmac due to random hold. #crazy. Lucky no one hurt. #delay. #EpicFail

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@RyanLMcElveen This is a ridiculous decision. 3.7 billion budget and closed because of 8 inches of snow. Learning loss in Fairfax is real. This is why.

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@fcpsnews 8 inches of snow = 4 days of no school? Did you learn nothing about learning loss from COVID? Where is the accountability? Where are all our tax dollars going? 3.7 billion budget and cannot get parking lots open? Arlington, Loudon, DC, and Montgomery open. @JasonMiyaresVA

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@fcpsnews Because it snowed yesterday, you close school tomorrow. Between this and random half-days we need lower taxes.

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@fcpsnews please stop closing school or lower our taxes. It snowed yesterday and stopped yesterday. Kids need to learn.

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@FructoseNoose @edelion @hiburrow Agreed. Never buy from @hiburrow. Most expensive house thing I’ve bought and got burned. Futons from now on.

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@GamifyWallSt @Delta @thepointsguy Wow @Delta @deltacustomer service that’s crazy! Does that line up with the European and US rules for airplane carriers?

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I only cruise with the most famous psychologists. @NastassiaHajal

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@HarrisTeeter it is Passover. How can you be “too small” to justify stocking any matzah, but have 8 aisles for Easter?

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@igorbobic Let’s get loud

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#Stop . . . I’m stuck in #freezing D.C. and people in #Florida get to do this all day?

[South Florida Paddle @SouthFlPaddle]

It’s a fantastic time of the year to #paddle and see #manatees! #singerisland #florida https://t.co/crPPU21uGM

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@ProjectLincoln 4Klan

[Jon Stewart @jonstewart]

This is bullshit. The Redditors aren't cheating, they're joining a party Wall Street insiders have been enjoying for years. Don't shut them down...maybe sue them for copyright infringement instead!!
We've learned nothing from 2008.
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I want hedges too!

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a normal person explains what’s happening on the stock market:

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@SenatorTimScott I mean this makes total sense if you are afraid of terrorists just enable them and hide.