Kitty Stegmann

UMiami Grad. SEO Professional. Always looking for the love and joy in life.

[Kitty Stegmann @KittyPurry99]

@BarryCantSwim I made a new friend tonight because of your music. I know Florida can’t sound very appealing to you, but you got fans here if you ever wanna pop by St. Pete 🫶

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@elonmusk I mean, how autistic are you dude? Cmon

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@AleeBabblez @hippojuicefilm “Your people”. Dude we’re all human beings. Division and hate is unhelpful, unproductive, and unkind.

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@MtJoyBand Hey you know what would be cool? If you held a party for your top @Spotify listeners? Maybe top 1%, or even top 0.5%?#Icriedatyourconcert #thisisreallove #notaweirdgroupie

[Kitty Stegmann @KittyPurry99]

@laursfairy Cus air just became more dry/cold and most people breathe through their nose while they sleep which warms up the air. During the day you breathe thru your mouth primarily aka no natural filter

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@laursfairy You need a humidifier

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@THOMASdahTrain Is it cus I didn’t sext you? Is this why you won’t text me back? 😢

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Miss my friends

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@KekePalmer 25 now and still amazed by you

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19 years old and I still haven't come close to creating something extraordinary like Keke P did in her hit "Bottoms Up" at the age of 13

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Still not over it

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One time, at the age of 7, my mother hit eject and threw my favorite Eiffel 67 cd out of the window on Clayton road. #emotionalscars

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Anyone else have that one friend that you have to force friendship on despite TWENTY years of knowing each other? Ya for me it’s @THOMASdahTrain 😒

[Kitty Stegmann @KittyPurry99]

Every year I forget how much I fucking hate gloves and then I recall my utter disdain right around November

[Kitty Stegmann @KittyPurry99]

@THOMASdahTrain Hahahahaha I am dying at “doesnt retreat well”. Just picturing your faucets as stubborn old men not willing to back down from a fight even when they know they’re wrong. LMAO

[ap @nnieprice_]

@PeterJMarshall Me to 2020:

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@jimmyfallon Invested in new hobbies, and bandaids.

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@UberFacts Ahhh so I’m doing this to stay alive and not for my chi? Probably still won’t change my rational for closing the door. #vibecheck

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@tomsegura Okay, hear me out. A woman’s ovaries are on the inside. A mans prostate is up his butt. What if God fucked up and a man’s balls were supposed to go up his ass initially? Hairy wrinkly craisins HIDDEN from the light of day. But some idiot angel forgot that assembly step?

[the wicked witch of the east bro @kpfeffss]

who is one celebrity you hate for no reason and why is it camila cabello

[Kitty Stegmann @KittyPurry99]

Yes. As I white woman, I can confirm.

[She Extends @68tilinfinity]

PLS STOP LAUGHING. white women only do this when they’re VERY stressed or in pain

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

A woman is more responsive to romance when her stomach is full, according to researchers at Drexel University.

[Kitty Stegmann @KittyPurry99]

@YourFriendJMS Same. Except the big ass is more like an average size white girl ass. And lots of love part more like exactly the exact right amount of love, not too little and not too much. Ya know, like a house cat.