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healthtech & bioethics / an atty but not urs / poser foodie / dog mom / duke / cwru / x o / washed up “blogger” / oui je parle français (non, je rigole)

[chase @_chase_____]

“you have to sleep when the baby sleeps” but that’s when i go through the baby’s phone ???

[lauren al-gaib @saladmonkeyy]

Been thinking about this

['lodie @getelodofthis]

allowing my friends to CC me on their emails and counting that as my pro bono hours

['lodie @getelodofthis]

@barbscass Devil works hard but men work harder 😭

['lodie @getelodofthis]

Not me spending my whole day in the ER with a BLADDER INFECTION and my boyfriend goes “maybe you got a bladder infection because you always try so damn hard to piss me off 💕”

😭 pls

[Jessie ♉️ @JessLiLucifer]

Future really can’t keep a bitch.

[Tether Babble ♌️ 🇭🇹 @cliff_ohio]

Ok so have the bitch wait outside with a Glock. Why she looking through the menu?

['lodie @getelodofthis]

the urge b/w saving money and booking a spontaneous trip for the sake of my mental health rn

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

THE FAMILY WAS GAGGED OKAY LMFAOOO😭😭😭

[cinder @blackcindyy]

alright ladies, what are we making our reading goal for 2024? I think I might do 70

[KACE @bestkac3]

A chihuahua when you ring the doorbell

[NATE @NATERERUN]

Y’all why this man was proposing then started shaking down 😭

['lodie @getelodofthis]

trying to listen to him talking about web3 and blockchain after having 4 mimosas and 2 margs

['lodie @getelodofthis]

@barbscass Come say hi!!!

[Jelani @JJayLani]

How tight my budget is for the rest of the year

['lodie @getelodofthis]

@barbscass 🕵🏾‍♀️ Maryland, you say???

[mir @cherieamira]

What you want us to say