Kan(sass)

[Kan(sass) @getfiggywithit4]

"She does a mean stank leg" -My mother, trying to sound hip

[Kan(sass) @getfiggywithit4]

Nothing says 'Murica like the smell of meat and explosives every 4th of July.

[Jeff Wysaski @pleatedjeans]

GAY MARRIAGE LEGAL? What's next? TWO DOGS running up to me & letting me pet them BC THAT'S THE ONLY WAY I COULD BE ANY HAPPIER OMG CONGRATS

[Kan(sass) @getfiggywithit4]

@regstauf PEOPLE BETTER WATCH OUT CAUSE SHIT WILL GO DOWN (at a leisurely walking pace)

[Kan(sass) @getfiggywithit4]

@regstauf MUFFIN CAKE!! (ps I know this is 12 hours late, deal with it)

[Kan(sass) @getfiggywithit4]

Watching all the Bill Nye the Science Guy episodes on Netflix is the same as studying for my biology test, right?

[Kan(sass) @getfiggywithit4]

Happy that my professor posted a final study guide a month in advance. Sad because that means finals are still a month away.

[Kan(sass) @getfiggywithit4]

Does it bug anybody else the the word symmetry isn't very symmetric?

[Kan(sass) @getfiggywithit4]

My new favorite hobby is watching baby animals swim for the first time. I seriously recommend you try it out.

[Kan(sass) @getfiggywithit4]

Nutella all over my history notes. #noregrets

[Kan(sass) @getfiggywithit4]

Good times. College times.

[Kan(sass) @getfiggywithit4]

SOS too sunburnt. Send help/aloe

[Kan(sass) @getfiggywithit4]

Whipping out this #fbf in honor of officially getting to see Mumford and Sons again, this time in Chicago!

[Kan(sass) @getfiggywithit4]

New Mowgli's and Passion Pit albums today have me all heart eyes emoji.

[Kan(sass) @getfiggywithit4]

Going to a school where you can hang out in the woods all the time is fun, but finding 19 mosquito bites on one leg is less fun.

[Kan(sass) @getfiggywithit4]

This Cookie Waffle Sundae Just Changed The Snack Game @regstauf @kenzy_kinz THIS. The day I get home. http://t.co/ukzfJIlBcB

[Kan(sass) @getfiggywithit4]

Today I learned eels live a reclusive and enigmatic lifestyle. Guys, I think I might be an eel.