Jakob

your friendly neighborhood twenty something | muddy bean water enthusiast | gamer of the board variety
views are mine and mine alone

[Jakob @jalso7]

Who decided peppermint is the default mint?

[Jakob @jalso7]

A broken clock is right twice a day. Even if that clock is a maniacal twisted big dumb idiot.

[JD Vance @JDVance]

"People live in homes, not corporations."

[Jakob @jalso7]

@Marriott you have such an incredible PR opportunity right now. Offer to contract the Minneapolis franchisee! I like you guys better than @HiltonHotels anyway 🧊❌

[GL @gldivittorio]

Crazy that JD Vance is being abandoned by a drug addict again

[OSCAR @now_thats_oscar]

w-w-well does this mean i get two quissmassess~?

[helen @helen]

me giving my dog a bath

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

loser

[Jesse Singal @jessesingal]

If this happened under Obama in 2011 how many years of House investigations are we looking at? How many hours of coverage on Fox News?

[Chris @citehchris]

not to be controversial but you should be allowed to leave work early to get drinks if the weather is nice enough

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

the economy:

[Witch @Space_Bunzzz]

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

[sorchasgotbigexpectations⸆⸉ @Sorchaiscryingg]

CACKLING.

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Elon Musk is a terrible president.

[Ayanna Pressley @AyannaPressley]

Elon Musk isn’t elected.

He’s a Nazi nepo baby who breaks everything he touches.

And right now he’s locked himself in a room with grandpa’s Social Security check.

[Jakob @jalso7]

It’s time to start paying attention to politics if you haven’t already started. Call your elected officials. Voice your concern. Blow up the phones.
https://t.co/n2OVS8iVxn

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

oh my god he's jonah ryan

[Racism Watchdog @RacismDog]

BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

“It was an accident!! He’s autistic!!”

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Just to be clear, you are defending a Heil Hitler salute that was performed and repeated for emphasis and clarity.

People can officially stop listening to you as any sort of reputable source of information now. You work for them. Thank you for making that crystal clear to all.