The guy behind the counter at @beyondvape recommended we scooter race with @morty537’s swagtron but it was no contest. @ Beyond Vape Midtown https://t.co/0B07dzPjZT
Got 42 geese left. They are like bird scooters but more evolved ornithological creatures, ones that go longer, faster, better wheels, more affordable. And free helmets. If you’re in SF,… https://t.co/vCe4DJym3G
Congrats to China’s Chang'e-4 satellite making it to the dark side of the moon. China's second lunar lander and rover. @NASA when will we go to the dark side? We will loan you a scooter.… https://t.co/2uTBhuTOuD
Lou Reed says 'Don't settle for walking.' But what if it's on the wild side? What then? Always an icon, forever an enigma, we miss you Lou. If you're rocking out on some far out planet right now, I hope it's with a transcendental Elite @Honda scooter.
World’s first Ninja-approved AND Ninja-Magician-approved scooter. Happy holidays, from the three ninjas and their snowman. NINJA NEW YORK...only in New York. Except it’s a franchise, so… https://t.co/1dDZMvstk1
Happy 100 year anniversary to the Laufmaschine, the forerunner to the bicycle, that allowed you to run with it, which really makes it the original and only hybrid of bike and kick scooter. Buster Keaton on one in his 1923 film Our Hospitality.
Just a reminder, don’t ride on the subway platform or you’ll be spending your afternoons with a bunch of other people who “didn’t do nothing!” listening to a social worker intern calmly… https://t.co/z9b3cjjADO
Gotta go to court on time! Got a scooting on platform summons. Bät got me there with 14 minutes to spare. So now I can waste that time on instagram. @ Midtown Community Court https://t.co/Cb0hLtwDIi
In case you didn't know, climate destabilization is a real thing. not to worry! there's a lot of people to working to make the planet maintain its hospitable nature for years to come. so come to @NYEnergyWeek Design Thinking Challenge Sprint! @Meetup
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Rolex is a great brand so here's an eco-conscious riff on one of their old ad campaigns. If you're really a person of the future, I suppose you would get to the mountain on a goner while timing your ride with a Rolex.