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Me trying to look for an exit opportunity while clocking serious hours in consulting

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"You said you wanted to exit consulting after 2 years. What happened?"

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“You said you wanted to exit consulting after 2 years. What happened?”

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When you tell your family that you accepted a job offer at KPMG.

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Still working in consulting. Let us find your next step.

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Stressed out analyst coming back from a 20 mins bathroom break not knowing their phone was connected to Bluetooth the entire time

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“Consulting is like a midget at the urinals, it requires you to always stay on your toes.”

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Indeed, one of the most common in the industry.

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Common deadly symptoms of business:

The ‘illusion of competence’ arises when an individual, working for an incumbent (such as MBB in management consulting), believes they are more competent merely because their company generates higher revenues than others.

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If you have ever sat on the toilet at work and wondered how long you can sit there before someone searches for you, the answer is 52 minutes.

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My new response whenever someone finds a mistake in the deck I made

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How I got a job at McKinsey:

1. Wake up at 4am on the day of the interview
2. Squeeze in a good workout
3. Have a solid protein rich breakfast
4. Arrive to the interview on time
5. Ask your CEO father to call the senior partner and give you an informal referral

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The present day me looking at photos of younger me, before joining an 80h per week job.

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Kredibol 🙋

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27yo subject matter expert with over 30yrs of work experience 👍

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Top 10 reasons why prostitution is better than consulting.

1. You sometimes get to choose your clients
2. Hotel and other expenses are directly billed
3. You actually receive the high hourly rate clients are paying for you
4. No dress code
5. Close client interaction at all times
6. You are working nights anyway
7. Finally a way to fit exercise into a tight schedule
8. Singular and clear client satisfaction KPI
9. Not tied down working with a team (unless you want to be)
10. Either way you are getting screwed by clients

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*Journey of a consultant*

Month 0: “So excited. Yay impact!”
Month 6: “Is it always this intense?”
Month 12: “I don’t think I can survive any longer.”
Month 18-48: “I’m going to quit”
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Month 48: *Quiet desperation*
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Month 60: *Quits*

<The end after a few therapy sessions>

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“We are more than a team. We are family.”

Me:

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If Pete Davidson can date Kim Kardashian, Emily Ratajkowski, Ariana Grande, and Kate Beckinsale then you can definitely get a job in management consulting