Anna

I have no idea what I'm doing. Not just on here but with life, generally.

[Anna @getoutanna]

@bequietmeg Yassss girllllll! Squat bootyyyyyy

[Anna @getoutanna]

@bequietmeg TRUTH

[Anna @getoutanna]

@wendiglow actually if you CAN digest dairy you are a mutant. Ur supposed to lose that enzyme past infancy. #lactoseintolerantsquad

[Anna @getoutanna]

@TheDanWells really enjoying I Am Not A Serial Killer movie! Advisory: don't watch with dinner. #theregoesmyappetite

[Anna @getoutanna]

Need someone to follow me, scream at my poor life choices & bat carbs out of my hands #lifecoaching

[Anna @getoutanna]

My credit card expiring is the universe's way of telling me to chill tfo.

[Anna @getoutanna]

@weatherchannel locals preparing for the storm in Nassau. 5 hours out. #carryyacunnymatthew

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

imagine being so deluded that you trust this bloated pile of cheese puffs with an entire country

[Anna @getoutanna]

Yesterday the Bahamas voted AGAINST equality, putting religion & homophobia before daughters #iamequal #equality

[Anna @getoutanna]

What kind of country votes No to equality?! A disappointing day in Bahamian history #bahamasvote

[Anna @getoutanna]

I heard my ex had a baby. Which is fascinating as I've always wondered how orcs breed.

[Joe Abercrombie @LordGrimdark]

5 yr old: why do lightsabers beat guns?
Me: They just do.
5 yr old: Why don't they have guns that shoot lightsabers?
Me: *awestruck silence*

[Anna @getoutanna]

@alrightpctter right?! #priorities

[Anna @getoutanna]

Sunday funday always seems like a good idea at the time...Until Monday, that is. #SundayFunday

[Anna @getoutanna]

@bequietmeg I love your face in photos. It's not in photos enough. Photoface.

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

And they say there's no "War on Women".

What the hell do you call this? An exchange of ideas with bullets?

#PlannedParenthood

[Anna @getoutanna]

@bequietmeg so long as they don't know it was tapir porn, I guess we're good

[Anna @getoutanna]

@bequietmeg this sounds so much like we were watching porn

[Anna @getoutanna]

If you can't handle me wasted and passed out face down on the couch, then you don't deserve me when I'm sober. #RelationshipGoals #dranks

[Anna @getoutanna]

@bequietmeg that is me every week