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• sincerity is always in season •

[alexander @getterthegreat]

• kept myself alive for 33 years somehow..here’s to keeping that going 🎈🎉 •

[alexander @getterthegreat]

the irresponsible amount of cheetos i just consumed got me feelin like david lynch

[alexander @getterthegreat]

Modest Mouse and Death Cab for Cutie just dropped their best albums since at least the 2000’s 🫨

[alexander @getterthegreat]

a hotel will charge you $200+ for a room and then say “yea just give ‘em’ two of the flattest pillows imaginable”

[alexander @getterthegreat]

Haven’t tweeted in over two months but my new American Football vinyl finally arriving feels newsworthy 🤠

[alexander @getterthegreat]

one of the many reasons I hate the racist ass little town of trenton, ohio

[alexander @getterthegreat]

why did jeffrey epstein type his emails with the literacy of a 7th grader using myspace?

[Two Dudes, Brews & Reviews @thewhitestguys]

Went to the theater to see Send Help tonight, and the most memorable thing about it was the Porky Pig rap they were playing in the bathroom as I was leaving

[John Carpenter @TheHorrorMaster]

As you may have heard, “The Thing” has been added to the Library of Congress. We made the movie to push against the edges of what we could pull off, and it carries that strain in its bones. Seeing it now treated with the same care and reverence we had making it means a great deal to me and everyone who brought it to life.

I especially want to remember TK Carter, who brought heart and humor into that desolate, frozen place and should be standing here with us today sharing in this recognition. 

Thank you to everyone who continues to keep it alive.

[alexander @getterthegreat]

can 100% confirm - i’ve delivered to drug dens, biker gangs, people living in their cars and houses covered floor-to-ceiling in trash

[greghall. @tofeelhealed]

everyone should deliver pizzas once in their life to see how wild some peoples lives are, the moment that door opens you never know what you’re gonna see inside that house

[alexander @getterthegreat]

every local community facebook page summed up in one image:

[alexander @getterthegreat]

There are three guarantees in life - death, taxes, and the HBO MAX app sucking total ass.

[Two Dudes, Brews & Reviews @thewhitestguys]

Here are some of the horror films we’ve covered on our podcast in the past - give us a listen!

Silence of the Lambs (1991)
Evil Dead II (1987)
Suspiria (2018)
The Thing (1982)
Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)

https://t.co/q6RanQkjGt

#Halloween2025 #HorrorMovies

[alexander @getterthegreat]

I miss the old google

[alexander @getterthegreat]

John Carpenter should just make the score for every movie.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Bong Joon Ho personally asked John Carpenter to compose the score for his upcoming horror film—and Carpenter said yes.

[tawni @KI11ERKLOWNS]

people who don't wanna watch bad horror movies are so lame because wdym you don't wanna watch the velocipastor

[alexander @getterthegreat]

Seeing horribly racist/homophobic tweets get 50K+ likes is the most demoralizing shit ever.

[alexander @getterthegreat]

The amount of brain-rot I’ve accumulated from YouTube ads over the years has probably shortened my lifespan considerably - but no I will not be paying for premium.

[alexander @getterthegreat]

I’ve practically gone my whole life without believing conspiracy theories, but so many things have happened in the last year where I sit and think “oh, so THIS is what that feels like”

[alexander @getterthegreat]

The new Deftones album rules so fucking hard.