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[Coca Cola @getty1235]

Texas is back

[Stephen Neukam @stephen_neukam]

CSPAN is great.

Caller just called into the inauguration coverage to complain about the CFP committee leaving Alabama out of the playoff

[the human sadiepede 2 @hell_doe]

happy birthday david lynch, a lover of creatures great and small

[NASA @NASA]

Keep your eye on the donut and not on the hole.

In memory of David Lynch, we will continue to explore the otherworldly and the unknown. We will focus not on the loss, but on what we gained from the years we shared this planet with you. We will see you in our dreams.

[Bill Crawford @BCrawfordComedy]

Been saying it for years: It’s not that fans don’t appreciate the streak of non-losing seasons—that’s a really high floor. It’s that the floor has become the ceiling. The streak hasn’t led to postseason success. We don’t put winning season banners in glass cases at the stadium.

[Lando👨🏻‍🏭 @DinkleBurghh]

I tried to make Mike Tomlins playoff blowout losses my header and it doesn’t fit

[Lando👨🏻‍🏭 @DinkleBurghh]

The mills are dying, the Pirates are the laughing stock of the league, Penguins run is over, and the Steelers are stuck in mediocrity. I don’t even recognize my home anymore.

[Mark Madden @MarkMaddenX]

If you look at this half and don’t believe this organization needs major change, I don’t know what to tell you. It couldn’t be any more obvious.

[Mike Frazer ✝️ @MPFrazer]

Mike Tomlin had prime Ben Roethlisberger, Antonio Brown and Le'Veon Bell and couldn't win in the playoffs.

[OG Anunoby Addict @PlayoffBoundNYK]

He saw The Great Depression.
He saw Jackie Robinson play in person.
He witnessed World War 2.
He saw the Civil Rights movement.
He witnessed 9/11.
He witnessed a pandemic ravage the world.

But after 100 years on this planet…
He had never seen Embiid make a conference finals.

[RB (Ringless Bitch) @RyB_311]

Kevin Harlan has no peers man

[Barstool LSU @LSUBarstool]

I try not to be an SEC homer, but my god theres atleast 3 SEC teams that are better than both Notre Dame and Indiana

[Chris Marler @Vern_Funquist]

Idk if South Carolina, Alabama, and Ole Miss would win the natty.

I don’t know if they’d win their first round game against Notre Dame.

However, I do know that all 3 would beat the brakes off this Indiana team.

[Brandon Walker @BFW]

In all seriousness, Indiana was a great story this year.

The name of that story is “The Fakest Team in the History of College Football.”

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Is Applebees allowed to detain you until police arrive or are they lying

[James Gunn @JamesGunn]

Here you go: the #Superman trailer. Krypto, take us home.

Watch the teaser trailer now and ❤ this post to get updates from @superman before it hits theaters this July.

[Jared Skolnick @jaredskolnick]

“What is the charge? Eating a meal? Eating a succulent McDonald’s meal?”

[ian cognito @bjorknowitzki]

he shall know your ways as if born to them

[Will Warren @statsbywill]

They have to ask him if he has seen the Perfect Tweet