So this incredibly creepy guy that comes into the bar I work at evaporated out of no where last night and asked for my number while I was out. So I’m gave him my sisters number..
Naps take a lot of strategy
Setting the alarm in the sweet spot range or else you will wake up v pissed. This requires calculation of how soon you’ll fall asleep, how much time it takes to get ready so you’ll only be late 2-5 minutes late, AND knowing your realistic snooze count
If you are not my neighbors who live to my right, this does not pertain to you and you can keep scrolling.
Okay apt 117: imma need you to stop doing karaoke duets. Whoever is the Ashanti part in Always on Time needs to step it up. Whoever is Ja Rule, you’re doing great sweetie
Quarantine thoughts of the night: I need to revamp my entire closet and I possibly have mouth cancer.
Both not ideal. Definitely broke. Probably don’t have mouth cancer.
I’ve said mouth cancer too many times.
Not to get emotional, but I’m feeling v grateful and blessed that no one in my close group of friends has posted a “see 10, send 10” push-up challenge video.