George Evans

I used to have an interesting bio, but then I deleted it.

[KASH. @mekit_happen]

How do the VAR refs constantly fuck up the camera angles on possible penalties? Norway defender CLEARLY got the ball but they showed the ref the wrong angle.

Ball don’t lie.

[George Evans @gevans94]

Rugby is a disgrace these days. The amount of red cards has ruined the game. Never a red card. Can't judge things based on slow-mo replays.

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

Causes of death in London, 1632.

Anything stand out?

[George Evans @gevans94]

@ethanjhill94 I've hoarded them all

[Dr Done @Dr_Done_]

The NHS is done 👋

[Simon Laurence Doyle @simondoyle87]

@MrTimLane This isn't journalism - just outrage-farming political vitriol.

Perfectly in keeping with all things Telegraph, to be fair

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

The human cost of the Israeli-Palestinian Conflict (deaths/injuries): documented by the UN:

2008:
Palestine 🇵🇸: 3,202
Israel 🇮🇱: 853

2009:
Palestine 🇵🇸: 7,460
Israel 🇮🇱: 123

2010:
Palestine 🇵🇸: 1,659
Israel 🇮🇱: 185

2011:
Palestine 🇵🇸: 2,260
Israel 🇮🇱: 136

2012:
Palestine 🇵🇸: 4,936
Israel 🇮🇱: 578

2013:
Palestine 🇵🇸: 4,031
Israel 🇮🇱: 157

2014:
Palestine 🇵🇸: 19,860
Israel 🇮🇱: 2,796

2015:
Palestine 🇵🇸: 14,813
Israel 🇮🇱: 339

2016:
Palestine 🇵🇸: 3,572
Israel 🇮🇱: 222

2017:
Palestine 🇵🇸: 8,526
Israel 🇮🇱: 174

2018:
Palestine 🇵🇸: 31,558
Israel 🇮🇱: 130

2019:
Palestine 🇵🇸: 15,628
Israel 🇮🇱: 133

2020:
Palestine 🇵🇸: 2,781
Israel 🇮🇱: 61

[SmoothPineapple94 @LatiefFarris]

Ngl leaving Locum life and going back into training feels like going from Al Hilal to Grimsby Town FC

[George Evans @gevans94]

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[Ryanair @Ryanair]

You don't understand random seat allocation

[George Evans @gevans94]

Mon along to this if you're in the Brisbane area in October. Looks fun. Grapevine Gathering — QLD: Register for Presale Access & WIN 10 x Tickets, Limo Transfer & 1 Year's Supply of Wine!: https://t.co/T5jKGh8j50

[George Evans @gevans94]

So nice coming out of work to a sky that's still bright

[George Evans @gevans94]

Can't wait to have a hot date with some chocolate & Hazelnut crêpes

[George Evans @gevans94]

Can you bring dogs on a plane? Just saw a dog come through security at the airport

[Max Rushden 💛🖤 @maxrushden]

9.3 on the Chris Brass barometer.

[George Evans @gevans94]

Some kid in McDonald's just ordered cheese by itself and is telling everyone as if he's some sort of legend.

[George Evans @gevans94]

Just put 2 contact lenses in the same eye

[George Evans @gevans94]

@Hyperoptic It's a no brainer. Fastest internet, cheapest prices. #10YearsOfHyperoptic

[George Evans @gevans94]

I think Tyson looks a bit nervous