George Simpson

I like old tools and I cannot lie.

[George Simpson @gezerk]

Algo: "There's your problem right there."
#graphs_r_hard
#mr_knot
#osmr
#cm_bogus_dots
#lib_graphs_r_hard
#FakeData #graphdb @neo4j

[George Simpson @gezerk]

Trippy AF.

[Siqi Chen @blader]

This may be the strongest optical illusion I’ve ever seen.

[George Simpson @gezerk]

@edgar_a_bitch Glitter, glitter, and more glitter. Gotta power the poof!

[George Simpson @gezerk]

@TheThirstyWench @edgar_a_bitch If you defund his butt, he will stop spewing vile, since he’s clearly talking out his ass.

[George Simpson @gezerk]

@shaindelr I might suspend my crisis of faith long enough to also pray that justice will be done and righteousness prevail. #biden46th #trump_is_the_antichrist

[George Simpson @gezerk]

Why does my workbench look like a coin pusher machine?

[George Simpson @gezerk]

What could possibly go wrong.

[George Simpson @gezerk]

Any takers??

[Justin Robloxian @quidryan]

My team has a job posting on the Netflix website. Some random group of people who just happen to have found the listing and the people in our immediate network will hear about it. That makes me 😔. There is a massive world of qualified candidates that will never see or hear of it

[George Simpson @gezerk]

@KrispyTacoBelle Ahem, that was Tuesday for me.

[George Simpson @gezerk]

@KrispyTacoBelle Pfffft. Hello, never heard of Lady Humps?

[RyanAdams.bsky.social 🌊🎬 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇹🇭 @filmystic]

how it started // how it’s going

[George Simpson @gezerk]

@KrispyTacoBelle Here’s some numbers I bet you’ll enjoy...

https://t.co/WbOThY9Yw3

[Juli Briskman @julibriskman]

I have to admit to taking a victory lap @TrumpDC today. Best day EVER at the golf course in my district. We danced and cheered and danced some more! #BidenHarris #rejecttrump

[George Simpson @gezerk]

IMHO America is greater today. Sadly, only a little over half of Americans will agree, the rest are likely a little butt hurt this morning. Perhaps you’ll feel better the rest of us understand. After all we’ve only recently popped a giant ass boil 4 years festering.
#Biden46

[George Simpson @gezerk]

@inexuvia maybe, just maybe, America will be great again soon. Has it really been four years?
#trumpisabadman

[George Simpson @gezerk]

I’m far removed from high school chemistry but isn’t water already ‘hydrogen infused’? Honestly asking, seems like pure marketing.

[George Simpson @gezerk]

@KrispyTacoBelle @DarkInjustices @Blak_Tat2 They don’t work once you let the magic smoke out.

[George Simpson @gezerk]

@jon_k_schneider Well growing something. You def don’t want me writing code for you!

[George Simpson @gezerk]

I’m feeling quite accomplished, having grown a plant taller than me. The package said 15 feet tall so came up a little short. Any advices?
@jon_k_schneider I’m looking at you.

[George Simpson @gezerk]

@Ninja_Ari02 @Raidenrok_ @Malcolm5XL @_510shanelle_ Pasta, boiled slimy pasta I ant lying. And some kinda sweet cheese. I ate one bite of peach lasagna and a lot of bread and salad.

[George Simpson @gezerk]

@KrispyTacoBelle Funny story, I’m actually wearing the same panties as you in that shot.

[George Simpson @gezerk]

@KrispyTacoBelle I tried the same but I don’t get a lot of interest in https://t.co/ktg5u0sniv.