Gabe Geltzer

Duke of URL

[Gabe Geltzer @ggeltzer]

USE ANTHROPIC!

[Gabe Geltzer @ggeltzer]

Tear gas is the saddest gas

[Gabe Geltzer @ggeltzer]

Dry January lasted till January 4th

[Gabe Geltzer @ggeltzer]

@AmazingPopPod Corinthian leather

[Gabe Geltzer @ggeltzer]

@STLBluesMuse @JeffPassan Dude they aren’t electing steroid users named in the Mitchell report. We need to move on. Yes Ortiz is in the hall. He’s not in the Mitchell report. Good for him. Lesson is, steroids good for a new contract bad for hall of fame

[Gabe Geltzer @ggeltzer]

@DrewtimusPrime Well, bonds did steroids and they aren’t admitting anyone named in the Mitchell Report. That’s why Piazza and Ortiz are in: no hard evidence from the Mitchell Report. Case is closed for anyone associated with it

[Gabe Geltzer @ggeltzer]

Excited for chat gpt ads

[Gabe Geltzer @ggeltzer]

Thinking of getting into crypto

[Gabe Geltzer @ggeltzer]

@the_anti_left @baseballhall Steroid users are a case by case analysis. One question to ask is, how long were they using it, another is where they using while healthy or rehabbing. It’s why Bonds and Clemens won’t get in but Sheffield might …

[Kevin Nealon @kevin_nealon]

Can we delete these expressions?
· To be honest
· Think outside the box
· At the end of the day

[Gabe Geltzer @ggeltzer]

What the world needs right now is more podcasters

[Gabe Geltzer @ggeltzer]

There’s a special place in he’ll for autocorrect

[Gabe Geltzer @ggeltzer]

@MarshaBlackburn Trumps neck pussy is looking hot

[Gabe Geltzer @ggeltzer]

I just realized twinkle twinkle little star and the alphabet song are the same song. Lame

[Gabe Geltzer @ggeltzer]

@badandbundy 13 hours means no cheap wine hangover,so bonus

[Gabe Geltzer @ggeltzer]

I’m no expert in geopolitics but JORDAN sounds like a really athletic country

[Gabe Geltzer @ggeltzer]

https://t.co/HWwr4gK7Bh

[Gabe Geltzer @ggeltzer]

Howard Geltzer, who launched Sony’s Walkman, dies at 88 https://t.co/rNJrnqVm4m via @prweek

[Gabe Geltzer @ggeltzer]

@ericarhodes Yep

[Travis @twitmercan]

Trump’s neck p*ssy is crazy tonight 🥴