Gary Grossman

So-called Father of ActionScript. Also, father of three human children. Occasional build breaker at Zendesk. he/him

[San Francisco Police @SFPD]

We need your help locating missing 12 yo Jewl Rayford. She is considered “at-risk” due to possible suspicious circumstances which are not being disclosed at this time.

If found, please call 911 and report her current location and physical description.➡️ https://t.co/8g7VN7Hx61

[Gary Grossman @ggrossman]

@cushbomb Nice, next you'll be featured in the Failing New York Times. But is it Habsburg or Hapsburg? Both in the same paragraph... Make up thy mind

[Gary Grossman @ggrossman]

Bard gonna Bard

[Gary Grossman @ggrossman]

@missmollymary @saywhatagain "The then-Head Trainer suffered the terrible accident that resulted in all locks being taken off E.T.A. saunas' doors..." Lyle was dried out more than Joe Biden! JOI says he is a "garden-variety wraith," with no "agenda." Lyle has an agenda, which is water and electrolytes!

[Gary Grossman @ggrossman]

@missmollymary @saywhatagain Does not the sauna passage mean… Lyle is dead, a wraith, haunting ETA from the towel dispenser and eternally condemned to seek out his lost sweat from the foreheads of the living?

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@bonotjackson @edzitron

[wint @dril]

HELP ELON!!ELON!! HELP! HELP! POST "DOG COIN"

[Marco Rogers @polotek]

People are starting to say Elon Musk isn't actually a real engineer. But he definitely said "I don't know why people think Twitter is so complicated. I could fix it in like a weekend." And then proceeded to fuck everything up. That's exactly like an engineer.

[Gary Grossman @ggrossman]

@MikeIsaac This should be front page of the Gray Lady tomorrow

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@ThreatNotation https://t.co/Duc58MVqse

[Gary Grossman @ggrossman]

@missmollymary You may have heard the storied history of Rembrandt's Nightwatch featured there - slashed in 1911, again slashed in '75 by a man acting on orders from the LORD, splashed with acid in '90 and saved by a fast-reacting guard who doused it with water? https://t.co/FQarm4QkMY

[Gary Grossman @ggrossman]

.@missmollymary @saywhatagain If you’re flying out of Schiphol, get there >4 hrs early, that place is in a state of Armageddon.

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@durkeetowner This is the former owner of a famously dunked on penthouse atop the Infinity tower in downtown SF! I laughed at the time but after 4 years of Trump the pics seem pretty tame https://t.co/v7akEMaXTv

[Gary Grossman @ggrossman]

@cyberspice @bob_myco @m_egan11 It’s definitely not Apple ][ which used $ as a hex prefix but had $C0xx mapped for I/O purposes, not a place where code resided. STA $C030 toggled the speaker…

[Gary Grossman @ggrossman]

@nycsouthpaw This is possibly the funniest way for the Machine Wars to begin so it will surely happen this way

[Gary Grossman @ggrossman]

@apanzerj Is that their 500 error response? They blame the victim?

[Gary Grossman @ggrossman]

@philouuuuuuuuuu @jonlevyBU It looks like a Kimtech 53358 except the straps on mine are blue, not white. These masks rule. Comfy, breathable. I use them at the gym daily. I don’t wear it when running outdoors, but it’s so breathable I could. https://t.co/HoAFzvuBbQ

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@ThreatNotation For anyone who hasn't seen this before, the microtonal Lego guitarist is Tolgahan Cogulu https://t.co/2MaD8dQdlW

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