GG

[Better Men @Better_men]

49 seconds of betrayal🤣🤣🤣

[jynx @jynxbby]

just learned in psychology that when a man goes to sleep first it's bc he’s comfortable around you and wants you to go thru his phone

[єℓαιηє @elainesim28]

My daughter told me there is a small get together at school on Friday.
I asked her, "How small?"
She replied,
"Just you, me, and the principal.

[The Vigilant Fox 🦊 @VigilantFox]

Kamala Harris says, “The freedom to make decisions about one's own body should not be made by the government.”

Meanwhile, the Biden-Harris administration essentially forced 100 million American workers to “get vaccinated” or lose their jobs.

[🇳🇬 @queenvictoryy]

I’m crying this babe is somewhere she’s not supposed to be 😭😭

[FUCKJIGGYJAYY2 @jiggyjayy2]

Had a salad for dinner last night and blueberries for breakfast this morning

[AshleyStevens @The_Acumen]

He’s President right now. He can cancel student loans right now. He can reschedule, decriminalize and legalize cannabis right now. He can stop genocide right now. Why wait?

[Jake Flores 🇵🇸🇲🇽 @feraljokes]

You are currently president

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

im at the hospital with my mom she keep whispering in my ear “tell the doctor you vape you need to be honest” girl get tf out my face fr

[GG @ggueorg]

can I get a bucket of mulberries shipped to my place

[bird saying anything @ikeamonkeystan]

the amount of people 25+ who do not ask you questions back about yourself is so crazy like i might as well carry a little mic around for all the interviews i conduct

[抱きしめる @F41rygirl]

u cannot trust anything i say when ovulating. nor menstruating rly. definitely not when pre-menstruating. honestly there r about 4 days a month where i am not completely insane

[CASINO CAVIAR @Yamscasino]

Boy its hot as fuck. Can you imagine waking up one Egyptian morning and the Pharoah tell everybody they gotta build a pyramid?

[GG @ggueorg]

I need a half dozen KK donuts HOT. STAT.

[t. @lighttmylove]

LMAOO???