Christian VdW 💙💛

Tech + cyber policy by day | Art by night | Doting dog dad | Equal blend of David, Alexis, & Moira | My opinions, not my employer's

[Christian VdW 💙💛 @gh057duck]

If you gave me the choice between a billion dollars vs. a house constantly filled with several happy rescue dogs, I'd choose the latter every time and that's all you really need to know about me.

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

pro tip: if your doorbells rings and your immediate reaction is to reach for your gun, holy fucking shit, turn off Fox News and get professional help

[Christian VdW 💙💛 @gh057duck]

@kelllyomallley @PicturesFoIder You really do live that bottom right life, don't you?

[Christian VdW 💙💛 @gh057duck]

@kelllyomallley YOU BETTER DO IT KELLY! OR ELSE!

[Christian VdW 💙💛 @gh057duck]

@NiallHarbison I was immediately in love from the first video! She's so sweet and I'm so happy that she worked up the bravery to come to you... Even if it's for a short hop.

[Christian VdW 💙💛 @gh057duck]

@rootsecdev I agree with the joke, but that cybersecurity skills shortage wouldn't exist if there wasn't an insane amount of gatekeeping in the industry.

[Christian VdW 💙💛 @gh057duck]

@stevewerby @CISAJen

[Christian VdW 💙💛 @gh057duck]

Can't wait to judge another DC #Cyber912 with @AtlanticCouncil @CyberStatecraft this afternoon!

Looking forward to some additional information about this very important Easter egg.

[Christian VdW 💙💛 @gh057duck]

One year ago

#StandWithUkraine

[dominic dyer @domdyer70]

All lives matter #TurkishEarthquake

[Christian VdW 💙💛 @gh057duck]

@NiallHarbison Sending so so so much love, hope, and strength Tina's way!

I sincerely hope she's able to hang on!

[dominic dyer @domdyer70]

He worked continuously for days without sleep cutting all his paws in the ruins but he never stopped & he saved 5 people from the rubble. Let no one in Turkey brutalise & torture dogs again. The Turkish nation & people owe them so much #TurkishEarthquake

[Christian VdW 💙💛 @gh057duck]

@NiallHarbison 🤣🤣🤣

He's only a few months off from being able to jump down himself

[Christian VdW 💙💛 @gh057duck]

"50 person conference call"

Y'all I SCREAMED 🤣

[Good Tech Things @goodtechthings]

Software engineering explained in 10 very serious charts.

1. CI/CD

[Christian VdW 💙💛 @gh057duck]

@kelllyomallley 😂 the other team played dirty

[Christian VdW 💙💛 @gh057duck]

@BarredinDC Where's the set / hit snooze 6 times / wake up option?

[Christian VdW 💙💛 @gh057duck]

@NoraKAli * Travel with a travel yoga mat so you can start the recovery period before you even leave
* Don't use public transit + spend the extra money on car service so you don't prolong your trip / if you can upgrade your return trip, do it

[Christian VdW 💙💛 @gh057duck]

@NoraKAli From my former consulting days (when I'd do multiple cities a week):

* Have duplicate EVERYTHING so that you don't have to pack everything each trip
* Hydrating face masks!
* Order your favorite food when you get back into town

[Christian VdW 💙💛 @gh057duck]

@adrianatache Thanks, A! 🙏

[Christian VdW 💙💛 @gh057duck]

Oh look, I can't vote in that narcissist's poll because I have them blocked