at the airport there was an advertisement with an animated tiger on the big screen. i heard a 2-3 year old say "thats AI" and i did a double take. i think they were right lol
I woke up in the middle of the night unable to move, and then a sleep paralysis demon looming over my bed started shouting about how "Anthropic just Changed Everything with their ground-breaking claude code updates 🧵 ", and there was nothing I could do to make it stop talking
people don’t understand the work ethic required to be a professional researcher. a pro basketball player’s job is to make baskets so they shoot 500 shots a day. my job is to have ideas so I take 14 showers
@aphercotropist@BecomingCritter yknow what's good actually, putting natto on sour dough toast with cream cheese for breakfast. beans on toast is a familiar form, but now it has an extra kick
actually, being the omulas child sounds great.
you're the famous pillar that somehow holds together the entire utopia, and everyone feels so guilty when they see you in the basement on the floor with corn and grease. lmao oh witness poor and pitiful me, infinitely powerful
@cheascake you can actually use the money saved from a synthetic rock to spend on ec2 instances that simulate a tortured mosquito brain to properly maximize daily adjusted suffering years