Max

professional bullshitter

[Max @ghjk]

Chiefs niners sb, chiefs win don’t @ me

[richard @richard_normal]

powerful moments in bar chart technology

[ThienemanSZN🇺🇸 @ThienemanSZN]

COME BLUE THATS A STRIKE

[Max @ghjk]

@MrBeast 8326384

[baber @bakerbakerbaker]

theyre landing at ohare

[Rico 🔪 @RicosRevengev]

Just cut off a student driver. welcome to the real world nigga

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

"Most men die at 27; we just bury them at 72." - Mark Twain

[Rhys @RhysSullivan]

fable coming back to my codebase after 19 days of opus

[OptaSTATS @OptaSTATS]

Pete Crow-Armstrong of the @Cubs is one of three players in MLB history to have a month with:

.375+ batting average
.775+ slugging pct
80+ total bases
15+ walks
10+ home runs
5+ stolen bases

The others are Babe Ruth (June 1920, July 1920, May 1930) and Lou Gehrig (June 1930).

[Urnheart @_Cowboy_Town]

That's a schizophrenic offense #Cubs

[Kansas City Royals @Royals]

FINAL: White Sox 22, Royals 1

[David Pawlan @DavidPawlan]

@ckamka The rollercoaster filters out for the true fans

[Christopher Kamka @ckamka]

Cubs this season

Mar 25-May 8: 27-12 (.692) Best in MLB
May 9-Jun 10: 7-22 (.241) Worst in MLB
June 11-pres.: 10-3 (.769) Best in MLB

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

He stopped making his coffee at home

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

microdosing pto by dissociating at work

[waiting. @GreenOnionDuck]

As a software engineer I have to unfortunately inform you that if medicine was held to the standard of software engineering there would be mass death.

[Dan James @ATTlKA]

I’m sitting in the building across from OpenAI HQ and setting max distance to 1 mile.

We’re making it out of the permanent underclass this summer 💪

[. @Tristorm3]

@ghettog0thh This is exactly how the 20s feel even without having to ask for stuff

[CS2 @CounterStrike]

@MLB