mike roplastic ⚧ 🇵🇸

mean but not cruel

[mike roplastic ⚧ 🇵🇸 @ghoastdad]

starting the grindr hookup with a land acknowledgement

[mike roplastic ⚧ 🇵🇸 @ghoastdad]

@ch3rryxx13 @octopuscaveman lol that's a recurring nightmare for me too

[mike roplastic ⚧ 🇵🇸 @ghoastdad]

@Hxrlem my old neighbor told me he would slit my and my dog's throats. i told him i would watch them roll his body out on a stretcher one day and laugh. guess what? 😂

[mike roplastic ⚧ 🇵🇸 @ghoastdad]

@char11ote saddam hussein

[mike roplastic ⚧ 🇵🇸 @ghoastdad]

@fishontherun02 i have one question, maybe two

[mike roplastic ⚧ 🇵🇸 @ghoastdad]

@dagayvictim hell yeah

[mike roplastic ⚧ 🇵🇸 @ghoastdad]

you all laughed at rick ross for this in 2023 but i said it then and will again: he's right and he should say it

[Y Disassembler @loomdoop]

This is the first story I've seen, but probably first of many, where these robotaxis, which are rolling surveillance and data mining kiosks, are actually abducting people and handing them over to police.

[mike roplastic ⚧ 🇵🇸 @ghoastdad]

mitch mcconnell died doing a tiktok challenge

[mike roplastic ⚧ 🇵🇸 @ghoastdad]

my great uncle claimed that he coined the phrase "when it rains, it pours" and always said he was going to sue the morton's salt company

[lounger150 @coldsleeve]

my great grandpa was thoroughly convinced that he invented Times New Roman and a crook patent lawyer sold it off to some blokes in London. he tried to get back by designing what he called Garamond2 which to this date was only used to advertise the last public execution in the US

[Gene Meyer @GeneMeyerLOL]

Mitch McConnell got crowd killed at Hellfest.

[mike roplastic ⚧ 🇵🇸 @ghoastdad]

i like to log in to twitter to get mad about things i otherwise wouldn't know about

[mike roplastic ⚧ 🇵🇸 @ghoastdad]

yes you should drive a 2005 toyota

[mike roplastic ⚧ 🇵🇸 @ghoastdad]

yes i think rick ross should be flattened with a steamroller for being a cop and a rapist yes i think he is a poseur whose music sucks yes i know he was talking about teslas and not waymos yes i still think he was right and should say it

[mike roplastic ⚧ 🇵🇸 @ghoastdad]

no i don't think you should threaten to mouth-fuck a stranger with a knife in my mentions

[Emily Mills @sf_mills]

I will *never* be getting in one of these, and if I were the parent I would be suing the everloving fuck out of Waymo for false imprisonment.

[Y Disassembler @loomdoop]

This is the first story I've seen, but probably first of many, where these robotaxis, which are rolling surveillance and data mining kiosks, are actually abducting people and handing them over to police.

[mike roplastic ⚧ 🇵🇸 @ghoastdad]

it was ok but what really slapped was being a teenager in the 90s

[Kish 🇭🇹 @kishswim]

Being in your 20s in the 2010s was probably so fucking turnt

[mike roplastic ⚧ 🇵🇸 @ghoastdad]

@no_one__wins hey soul sister by train is near the top of that list for me. but we are young definitely belongs in its upper echelons too

[mike roplastic ⚧ 🇵🇸 @ghoastdad]

@EmJayElfie this happened to me with my local 7-eleven guys who saw me every day and just started calling me "boss" one day