Jen

Solid ghost

[Jen @ghost_but_smol]

@enclose_horse Update: The page has refreshed and now shows the Bitter Divorce theme and rules, but it originally showed up as a Lovebirds bonus game. Again, I have (very spoiler-y) screenshots of the glitch if you'd like to see.

[Jen @ghost_but_smol]

@enclose_horse It looks like there's an issue with today's bonus round. I'll avoid publicly sharing my solution or the weird thing it lists as the optimal solution, but I can send you screenshots if you message me. This is the score it gave when I submitted my answer:

[Jen @ghost_but_smol]

@discord You really said "We know the US gvmt is currently snatching people off the street & from their homes for looking a certain way in case they don't have legal documentation, but we're gonna need our users to start proving they look a certain way and/or provide legal documentation."

[Jen @ghost_but_smol]

@PopTartsUS Is this safe to eat?

[Jen @ghost_but_smol]

@Aervane @Gooj ...through all of them. But then you'd have your immunities for that corner of the world, and be fine except for the occasional outlier for the rest of the time there. But then it would all start over again as soon as you changed schools/environments. [2/2]

[Jen @ghost_but_smol]

@Aervane @Gooj If I may provide more unsolicited input, when I used to tutor we would say that each school was its own microbiome, with it's own set of strains of colds/illnesses. Starting at a school (as a student, teacher, whatever), you're stuck being sick until you made your way... [1/2]

[Jen @ghost_but_smol]

@RoboNeen @Aervane

[Jen @ghost_but_smol]

If you ever want to start hating yourself, just listen to a recording of yourself talking at 0.5 playback speed.

[Jen @ghost_but_smol]

@LordGrimdark @Aervane 0/10. No mention of squelching.

[Jen @ghost_but_smol]

Interesting. Tell me more.

[Jen @ghost_but_smol]

Y'all ever suddenly become aware of your arms and lose all sense of how to naturally position them?

[Jen @ghost_but_smol]

@larz03323 Just saw on the news that Florida is closed. Gonna have to detour here instead.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

The ultimate #lifehack: potato

[Jen @ghost_but_smol]

If two raviolis are stuck together, they just become a lasagna.

[Jen @ghost_but_smol]

@Aervane

[Jen @ghost_but_smol]

I made an inhuman sound of pure bliss the last time I ate one of Neen's confections. Would recommend.

[Jen @ghost_but_smol]

I'm convinced that "knitting" is just a code word for "sorcery."

"I made a sweater." With your human hands? Sure you did, buddy. Like I didn't just see you clacking together two magic wands.

[Jen @ghost_but_smol]

Hey here's a novel idea: hotels should put extra sound insulation in rooms near the elevator/other highly trafficked areas.

[Jen @ghost_but_smol]

Me most of the time honestly

[Dog Solution @DogSolutions]

Do not understand. Smile, regardless.

[Jen @ghost_but_smol]

Hot take: The little toasts are the best part of the airplane snack mix.