LocalApplebees:Connoisseur

insert cool thing here

[LocalApplebees:Connoisseur @ghostboy283]

The Cha-Cha Slide is straight culture whereas, The Time Warp is queer culture.

I said what I said.

[LocalApplebees:Connoisseur @ghostboy283]

@dandyyandyy well… how do they?!?

[pj @pjayevans]

My buddy who works at Area 51 told me Puss in Boots is real

[LocalApplebees:Connoisseur @ghostboy283]

bro just said, “exponential” talking about my fart

[Dont Show Your Cat @DontShowYourCat]

OₙO

[rocky (pepu) @pepup3pu]

“are you AFAB or AMAB” bro i’m AFAG

[佳怡 @bratchoybokboy]

your soulmate is not in amherst massachusetts

[LocalApplebees:Connoisseur @ghostboy283]

okay? okay.

but it’s

period ah? period uh.

[LocalApplebees:Connoisseur @ghostboy283]

the urge to sit crisscross apple sauce on the toilet rn is insane

[LocalApplebees:Connoisseur @ghostboy283]

@schr0dingerswap no but i can confirm this

[LocalApplebees:Connoisseur @ghostboy283]

it’s called having a fucking mood disorder i guess

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

My dad asking the important questions

[LocalApplebees:Connoisseur @ghostboy283]

scrumdilumptious

[petfinder names @petfindernames]

these people don’t realize they’re in the presence of a Certified Forklift Driver™

[Sean Speezy @sean_speezy]

What’s wrong, babe? You’re not taking any Jong rips

[LocalApplebees:Connoisseur @ghostboy283]

“and that’s how you know it’s winter now” - @schr0dingerswap in August

[trash jones @jzux]

(chef rear ending you with his car) BEHIND

[Profit Lemon Meadows @Sylviraraine]

If the police are here to serve then why are their outfits so ugly

[LocalApplebees:Connoisseur @ghostboy283]

@noracelenaa i’m glad as ♌️’s we all celebrate birth week just like Trina Vega