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do not touch me or I will scream

[🐥 @ghostcackle]

2 1/2 hour meeting to refine 4 stories let me ***, let me get a new ***, let me be free

[Aegis @aegisofworms]

A mech made from the still living corpse of the god of flesh, machines, and the apocalypse. 
It has no living pilots.

[🐥 @ghostcackle]

I appreciate the couple gentle parenting their screaming children outside my living room window, but I would appreciate it if they did it just anywhere else

[🐥 @ghostcackle]

I miss Norway

[🐥 @ghostcackle]

i need this job interview process to be over so i can ***** **** again in peace

[🐥 @ghostcackle]

@DJdickkiss What’s his name there? He looks familiar but I can’t find him lol

[Honey @benegotherit]

Inconceivable horror descends from space and, through a series of terrifying manipulations of your own tiny world, manages to communicate that it thinks your hat’s shit

[🐥 @ghostcackle]

oddly enough this happened at the showing I was at too

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Went to see Asteroid City and there was a couple that got up and walked out as soon as Adrien Brody appeared onscreen

[Kurt Margenau @kurtmargenau]

Me: “PlayStation Controller” is trending

Me Yesterday: oh, cool, the new accessibility one?

Me: no, and I’ll give you infinite guesses

[Honey @benegotherit]

The new Zelda game has taught me that I could never have assassinated Shinzo Abe. My contraptions are so weak

[🐥 @ghostcackle]

listening to joy division for the first time

[🐥 @ghostcackle]

i’m a nets fan again

[Titans Rossi! @TitansRossi]

Per @bigsportsman3 of the @TitanUpNetwork

The Word is the NFL didn't actually make the the call to suspend the Bills/Bengals game. The player reps from both teams contacted the NFLPA and the NFLPA told the League office the game was not going to continue.

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

It is reckless and illegal to give your true love any amount of wild birds for Christmas.

[🐥 @ghostcackle]

what is it about doing any home improvement that makes you want to drink a high life and smoke a cigarette

[Mathias @bucephalus424]

We need a unified aesthetic theory for why mountain/highland peoples around the world are so swagged out

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

if astrology is fake then why do all Sagittarius look like this

[Jetzero Infinity @ That Snobby Black Weeb ✊🏿✊✊🏾 @Divinenega]

Glad to see Gundam is remaining as apolitical as ever, with absolutely no messages or anything to say about current events #g_witch

[🐥 @ghostcackle]

@spicyasiago we need to find out where they sell them

[🐥 @ghostcackle]

I want a soft serve twist cone dipped in the chocolate shell