Jared // Woodgrove

Heavy Sounds from Frederick, MD // @justwoodgrove -

[Jared // Woodgrove @ghostcloser]

@juliemarienolke Everyone disagrees with my idea of ghosting

[Jared // Woodgrove @ghostcloser]

.@danielwarrenart So I just finished reading Murder Falcon in my classroom and had to do everything in my power not to break down crying in front of a room full of kids. Thanks for making this comic. As a metalhead and someone with a history of cancer, this shit hit home

[Jared // Woodgrove @ghostcloser]

When the drummer is really over your fancy pants string boy antics

[Jared // Woodgrove @ghostcloser]

oooffff March 9 is so close — be my fern @Crookedrunbrew ?

[Jared // Woodgrove @ghostcloser]

To those who need to hear this today. Change 👏🏼 your 👏🏼 Netflix 👏🏼 password 👏🏼. Your ex is still using it

[Jared // Woodgrove @ghostcloser]

A cleric wrote this #dnd

[Jared // Woodgrove @ghostcloser]

I thought this was the lineup for a house show

[Kyle Ayers @kyleayers]

Working on the prop/costume list for @neverseenitshow live Tuesday at @JoinTheDynasty hahaha this is going to be so fun. (get tickets! https://t.co/pZhbtpQqez)

[Jared // Woodgrove @ghostcloser]

New life plan. I’m just gonna build a bunch of pretty fountains/wishing wells in public spaces and live off spare change. Fast money? No. Wet money

[Jared // Woodgrove @ghostcloser]

Some of y’all ain’t ever ripped a fart in front of your SO and it really shows

[Woodgrove @justwoodgrove]

Werk it @dc9club

[Jared // Woodgrove @ghostcloser]

My brain created its own nursery rhyme and repeated it in my head in a sing-song voice for twenty minutes and I hate it. Here’s how it goes:

*people are sleeping*
*people are sleeping*
*the world is a bag of BONES*

[St. Vincent @st_vincent]

Making art about important things doesn’t make it important art.

[Jared // Woodgrove @ghostcloser]

Lookin at you @KelloggsUS 👀

[Jared // Woodgrove @ghostcloser]

Hey corporations, stop it with these unrealistic standards of beauty. Give the people what they really want — 👏🏼 resealable 👏🏼 cereal 👏🏼 bags 👏🏼

[Jared // Woodgrove @ghostcloser]

So #AdamDriver has been killin’ it as Kylo Ren, but I’m a much bigger fan of his earlier work

[Cool Comic Art @CoolComicArt]

“Coffee Dreams” Maxwell House Coffee ad, 1989

art by Moebius

[Jared // Woodgrove @ghostcloser]

@vexmurmur Welcome to Virginia, where all the trees are haunted and all the deer have secrets

[Woodgrove @justwoodgrove]

If 2017 wasn’t your year (or anybody’s, let’s be honest) at least 2018 can start off right when we head to @unionstage with @JUXTBAND and @DRFband on Jan 18th. Let us play sad fuzzy music to you until you feel...well, if not better, different

[Jared // Woodgrove @ghostcloser]

Don’t forget to start your day off right by saying “Wakey wakey, Kevin Bakey” in your mirror three times for @kevinbacon to appear and give you good life advice

[Jared // Woodgrove @ghostcloser]

Get at me for all your #screenprinting needs this holiday season 😘 May have gotten myself an early Chrimbus present 👌🏽