colleen

unafraid to reference or not reference

[colleen @ghostingdeb]

I saw that Collin Gosselin was publishing a memoir so I went onto Libby to request it and because it’s not out yet/available they gave me similar options and tell me why this was the first suggestion

[colleen @ghostingdeb]

Accidentally airdropped a picture of my ex boyfriend to my neighbor instead of my best friend

Don’t call or text

[colleen @ghostingdeb]

first summer I haven’t worked in 10 years and I’m having the time of my life. i am NEVER going back to working in the summer

[colleen @ghostingdeb]

The comic sans 😭

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals.

As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them.

Go Knicks.

[ness 詠儀 @_nessawinnie]

men love to call women puck bunnies but then dick ride a rapist goalie hmm

[trash jones @jzux]

“can my boyfriend come” can my flesh-eating virus come

[Kama @Kama_Kamilia]

Today’s theme

[DaWindyCity Productions @dwcprodz]

Damn we lost Simone Biles too

[colleen @ghostingdeb]

I’ve been enjoying sweets too much and putting on some lbs, I need to start dating seriously again so I can experience heartbreak and lock in

[colleen @ghostingdeb]

“dinner with a view” and it’s someone busted ass husband blocking a mountain

[tara al-alami @taraalami]

Sorry i didnt respond to your text from 3 weeks ago i have been debilitated by the mundane cruelty of this world. i’m good how are you

[miia @miiagarro]

“you dodged a bullet” close enough! i actually ran after him and begged to be shot at

[colleen @ghostingdeb]

I can always count on my high school English teacher and 15 year old cousin to like my Instagram story

[Maria Shriver @mariashriver]

The Kennedy Center was named after my uncle, President John F Kennedy. It was named in his honor. He was a man who was interested in the arts, interested in culture, interested in education, language, history. He brought the arts into the White House, and he and my Aunt Jackie amplified the arts, celebrated the arts, stood up for the arts and artists.

It is beyond comprehension that this sitting president has sought to rename this great memorial dedicated to President Kennedy. It is beyond wild that he would think adding his name in front of President Kennedy’s name is acceptable. It is not.

Next thing perhaps he will want to rename JFK Airport, rename the Lincoln Memorial, the Trump Lincoln Memorial. The Trump Jefferson Memorial. The Trump Smithsonian. The list goes on.

Can we not see what is happening here? C’mon, my fellow Americans! Wake up! This is not dignified. This is not funny. This is way beneath the stature of the job. It’s downright weird. It’s obsessive in a weird way. Just when you think somone can’t stoop any lower, down they go…

[colleen @ghostingdeb]

No one knows how hard I’m working to be chronically 10 pounds overweight, ok?????

[colleen @ghostingdeb]

I am walking with a BLIND CHILD and you think it’s okay to catcall me??

LOSERS

[colleen @ghostingdeb]

It disturbs me that I’ll be out with my blind students on a lesson and men feel the need to yell out their car windows deeply obscene comments towards me

[colleen @ghostingdeb]

Been on so many hellish first dates lately I can only imagine this is punishment for something I did over the summer

[Now You See Me @NYSMmovie]

~*ˢʰʰʰʰ ᵐⁱⁿᵈ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵇᵘˢⁱⁿᵉˢˢ*~

[colleen @ghostingdeb]

If the Catholic Church starts excommunicating people again (JD Vance) I will start attending Mass regularly and start tithing