g͎͚̥͎͔͕ͥ̿i̞̟̫̺ͭ̒ͭͣo͎̜̓̇ͫ̉͊ͨ͊

I make music and stuff.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Just the beginning of a legendary night at the People’s House. 📸🇺🇸

[TopShagger @Plentyshit]

Filth 🔞

[Dane @UltraDane]

Japanese man visits America for the first time and runs into a native speaker, and asks --- "is he speaking English?"

[megalomaniac @urauntiesnudes]

call it necrophilia the way I crack a cold one

[brian b.dot™️ miller @bdotTM]

this looks like when they tried to integrate schools in the south.

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

erika kirk would have parachuted in like a navy seal

[Jake @jacobkleinman]

“My Mayor is Muslim, my bagel is Jewish, my Christian’s Dior… Knicks in 4”
— unknown poet, early 21st century, the American Northeast

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

gas is $5 i am not coming to just cuddle

[daz @MetamateDaz]

2 parents
4 grandparents
8 great grandparents
16 great great grandparents
32 great great great grandparents
64 great great great great grandparents
128 great great great great great grandparents

and not a single one of them passed down a house?

[AlphaFox @alphafox]

French is an interesting language: 😮

[g͎͚̥͎͔͕ͥ̿i̞̟̫̺ͭ̒ͭͣo͎̜̓̇ͫ̉͊ͨ͊ @ghostofgio]

@AINerdzz Wolverine deep in what?! 🤣

[Bruce Mitchell @2Floridaman]

On the couch at 3 am after housing Taco Bell

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

Kid just SMOKED a CNN reporter outside of Artemis II launch:

CNN: "Why do you want to be here?... Why do you love being a part of history?

Kid: "We're going back to the f*cking moon, that's why!" 🤣

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

BREAKING: UCONN BEATS DUKE ON A MIRACLE

OH MY GOODNESS

[Trophy Husband 🏆 @Brian_onX]

Johnny Depp was awarded 10 million for being with a mentally ill woman and i’m out here doing it for free

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

UNDEFEATED.

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

I hate how good this sounds