Mike Allen

oh Romeo, oh Romeo, it’s ya boi benvolio

[Mike Allen @ghostskate3]

If you’re reading this tweet, cancel your Netflix Subscription 🗣️

[shane @stinkylittlehog]

bartender: the usual my man?

me: yessir

bartender: [kisses me on the forehead]

[AlwaysAshley @AshleyAlready]

Okay, so I rearranged my whole life to avoid student loan debt, prepaid for my kids’ college educations since their births, and now everyone’s getting $10,000 forgiven?

I think that’s great 😊 Congrats, guys. A rising tide lifts all boats.

[kc @BasedCasey]

lets bring back poptropica

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

my money don’t jiggle jiggle, it’s gone

[Daniel Crosby @danielcrosby]

I used to drink tons of Diet Coke but it’s been one month since I’ve had a drop.

I want to share some of the changes I’ve observed in myself over that time:

- My health is unchanged
- I’m less happy
- My one source of joy is gone

Thanks for encouraging me on this journey!

[Pokémon @Pokemon]

RT for CHONK
Like for SMOL

[miss bae @baes3xual]

“liked your story” just say you want me

[Domino's Pizza ROI @Dominos_ROI]

summoning circle

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🕯 Glamour at 🕯
Dragcon 2023

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[Mike Allen @ghostskate3]

@KyleFollett Kyle LMAO

[Ukraine / Україна @Ukraine]

do not be afraid

to stand up to evil

no matter how powerful it seems

at the dawn

the flag 🇺🇦 will still be there

✊

[lemon @thatbitchlemon]

i only fuck tall boys because they have to bow before they kiss me

[Mike Allen @ghostskate3]

My bestie 🗣

[Kyle Lanteigne @queenkbabes]

Hi Twitter 🥰

[HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty @keyon]

Elmo

[kenzy ☆ @shctrack4]

unhinged elmo is my new favorite genre