Mariah 🐸

They/them

[Mariah 🐸 @ghostxworms]

You guys look what I made!!!

[brian @brianonhere]

whoever designs online portals for local governments is making user interface decisions so bizarre and hostile they actually verge on avant-garde

[amanda @jailedamanda]

The thing about illegal immigration is that like oh my god who give a shit

[Mariah 🐸 @ghostxworms]

@geneigalactica Had a guy call me from the bath once ??

[ripley ⚢.𖥔 ݁ ˖🛸── .✦ @spacephobos]

call that pussy bruv the way im innit

[bri🎧⊹ ˚. @luvmikasa]

Claire Redfield being airlifted from Capcom’s basement for the Resident Evil CODE: Veronica Remake

[jayribus @coldharbors]

asked hungry british coworker if he was so hungry he could eat a horse and he asked if i was referencing the tesco horsemeat scandal

[Mariah 🐸 @ghostxworms]

I was 12 when I sheepishly said 'mum i have a girlfriend'

And she replied 'okay whatever were having pasta bake for tea'

[whales ☁️ @cowboywale]

happy pride month… racontez-moi vos coming out je suis curieux

[nathaniel @nathanielro]

Squidward was in his 40s in 1999 meaning he had his prime years during the AIDS crisis. It’s likely he spent a large portion of his life closeted or self-loathing. It makes sense he would resent SpongeBob’s carefree lifestyle. SpongeBob is everything Squidward couldn't be

[Umbrella Corp. Official @UmbCorOfficial]

Happy Pride from us at the Umbrella Corporation.

[r. 🍦 (👾) @irobatzy]

robert pattinson in every damn movie

[Mariah 🐸 @ghostxworms]

@ruhrouraggy How is she even still alive living like that

[Mariah 🐸 @ghostxworms]

@ruhrouraggy Literally how is that possible omg

[norah 🦨 @loonaonfilm]

sucking dick and cock like time and place and you did it at my birthday dinner

[Mariah 🐸 @ghostxworms]

@muse_1111 RuPaul obviously

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Trump every time his ratings go down

[@realWokeism @realWokeism]

Karl Marx failed to consider the Steam Summer Sale

[abby ꩜ @marstoners]

dutch van der linde talking to 13 year old orphans

[Dashy™️🦥 @Dashytwo]

bartender here. guess what: robots are never going to be programmed to take a beer off your tab because they feel sorry for you after your wife took the kids

[n0tasha🪦 @saurs0uffle]

i’m gonna drink wine and smoke weed cause that’s the only enjoyable thing left to do in the UK