𝐣𝐚𝐤𝐞

you bastard

[𝐣𝐚𝐤𝐞 @ghxvls]

@tacobell my GOAT

[rock and roll photos @yesitsmyaccount]

You can lead a horse to water… after that, you can use my patented Forced Horse Drink Delivery Funnel

[𝐣𝐚𝐤𝐞 @ghxvls]

@MarandaScreams I was there and can concur that everyone seemed to respect that they explicitly asked for no recording. won’t say anything to spoil but I will say me and a couple others around me as we walked out think it has potential to be even better than S1

[. @xdxdxd62621818]

my ex trying to reaper ult me mid crash out

[Rep. Jared Huffman @RepHuffman]

Every American should be outraged by what Trump has done to our nation's 250th birthday celebration. What should have been a once-in-a-generation moment to unite the country has been turned into another vehicle for division, propaganda, and political gain.

We uncovered how he hijacked America 250 – watch to see how.

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Brazilian psychic with over 24 million followers has predicted a mass alien invasion during the Brazil vs. Scotland World Cup match tonight.

[Bell Bearing Hunter @bellbearinghunt]

« Ok this time I will do a magic build »

15 seconds later :

[Wii Goth @thrulls]

Universally hated noisecore project called Micheal Jackson Jihad

[sapphic white boy @bog_chaser]

[listening to all-girl band Pitchfork gave Best New Music] Shawties on squad mode. And they can let it rock? Mmm.... [merges without signaling

[The Retro Reminiscer @RetroReminiscer]

OBSESSION (2026)
dir. Curry Barker.

[Nude Gunray @Nude_Gunray]

"I'm about to fucking cum!"

[𝕼 @nostradongmass]

And if you look to your right you’ll see a porn brained little freak who’d crumble if a “beautiful mid” ever looked at them! Note how they talk about sports and traits of women with the same type of nuance and enthusiasm. This is a hallmark identifier of the highly common “incelibacus pornobrainii”.

Their behaviors are indicative of a deep seated lack of empathy as well as an alarming disconnect from real life. These prey animals are invasive to every habitat imaginable and are a scum to the earth.

If you encounter one in nature the best solution is to point and laugh. This response reminds them that their way of life is antithetical to the joys of human nature and thus they will never understand the wholesome spark of life one feels when spending time with those they love or experiencing the touch of one of these beautiful women they secretly despise.

[Diabetic of Enlightenment @dee_of_e]

slob on my knob
sponge on my bob
I’m Mr Krabs
come do your job

[𝐣𝐚𝐤𝐞 @ghxvls]

Bear’s cat in Obsession

[chatpile roan @chatpileroan]

10 Subtle Signs You May Have Fucked Everything Up Forever

[Drew Bricks @DrewBricks]

I love when a movie’s title card is a physical object

[JT @jiratickets]

asked my grandpa what he thinks about the new spotify logo and he told me he saw a man get run over by an M4 sherman tank and pulverized into jelly in korea. the rain diluted his remains into the mud and his existence was erased from history in just a few minutes

[carz @Carzonfye]

If you didnt build your city on a bigass river basically you’re stupid

[HowlingDisneyAdult @Paynuspain]

⟬𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐣𝐞𝐫𝐤𝐨𝐟𝐟 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐟𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐲⟭

[X @xkubrick]

That nigga Tony Iommi was tuning to C# in the 70s you know how crazy that is