Griffin

[bec @benepla_]

The problem with being a fiction author is you can’t use the name Duncan Idaho. It’s been taken. That’s horrible.

[Keith @nagy_minaj]

BREAKING: Trump brutally lawmogged by SCOTUS for tariffmaxxing, a decision sure to spike White House’s cortisol

[and @spero1ucem]

they should sell advertising space on the black epstein file redaction blocks

[Boston Globe Pitchbot @BostonSatire]

Bill Belichick can still get selected for the Pro Football Hall of Fame on his first ballot if Mike Pence has the courage to do the right thing

[Mitya @Discollaborator]

Computer, what's the weather like? How do I feel about that? Is that good weather? Do I want to go outside? Do I want? Computer, do I want? Computer, "Walking to Applebee's" playlist, max volume.

[helmet girl @sbodrojan]

I would give up my first-born child for like, a single new piece of effective anti-trust legislation.

[Louis @FlouisLF]

@Nexuist I will do everything in my power to further this guy's career!

[romansky @408romansky]

me in 2027 listening to the illegal Hasanabi shortwave radio broadcast, while on the run because Supreme Leader Thiel criminalized any antifascist thought in the American Burger Reich

[Travis View @travis_view]

I’ve got it: What if we pointed out their hypocrisy? After we point out their hypocrisy, they’ll have no choice but to behave in a manner that is consistent with their purported values.

[scoob @MostCrucified]

i got tears in my eyes man why do any of us pay our bills or go to work

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

@Riley_Gaines_ deep

[Onian ring @hongebob]

Where dey at doe

[Ḵ Ω F Î @bbjkap]

when I was 16 a girl wanted to come over and watch a movie. When she came she asked why I wanted to watch it in the living room instead of on a laptop in my *bed*. I replied sayin we recently got a 4K TV and it was better resolution, and that laptops simply aren't good for films

[ABNDESIGNS @abndesigns]

America so deindustrialized we don’t even manufacture our own consent

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

ok I’ll bite what’s israel

[AP @LL_COOL__A]

Shedeur must’ve been in the interviews calling niggas broke