Gianluca Giles

Where I come to lose my head pt 2

[Gianluca Giles @gianluca_giles]

¿Hospital Rey Juan Carlos? No, no me suena ¿Te refieres al hospital granini?

[Gianluca Giles @gianluca_giles]

The way I fully thought someone ran out of space to write palestine

#FREEPALESTİNE

[Gianluca Giles @gianluca_giles]

No plane I've been on in my life has ever crashed.

I like to think I'm somewhat of a good luck charm

[Gianluca Giles @gianluca_giles]

Aww U riks tiy U susb'r bwws rgiaw aowxuak wxkuoaw fkaaawa

[Gianluca Giles @gianluca_giles]

I don't know if that eclipse was worth going blind for

#eclipse

[Gianluca Giles @gianluca_giles]

I'm a Social Lone Wolf, like a normal Lone Wolf except I feel more comfortable in a group or a crowd

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Wow, the situation in Spain looks crazy!

[Gianluca Giles @gianluca_giles]

Women do not have unrealisitic dating expectations, they just want you to be completely loyal to them before you even know them properly

[Gianluca Giles @gianluca_giles]

I'm really sorry but you could ask me in a million different lifetimes and realities, I would always press the Red button

[Gianluca Giles @gianluca_giles]

Anyone else also in the talking stage and you just drop a couple tester messages to see if they actually like you, like a message that could be really easy for the other person to politely end the conversation there but you wanna see if they pick the conversation back up?

[Gianluca Giles @gianluca_giles]

I don't think the police or government understand that I'm not speeding because I think it's cool or because I'm late or anything like that, I just have an absolute belter of a song playing so please let me hit 100mph in peace as the drop is about to come

[Gianluca Giles @gianluca_giles]

Who is this Larry guy everyone keeps referring to and why is he so happy?

[Gianluca Giles @gianluca_giles]

Pointless Instagram survey facts be like:

"Study finds that needing a massive shit during a party can make you have less fun compared to not needing the toilet at a party"

[Gianluca Giles @gianluca_giles]

"in 200 yards teleport left"

[Gianluca Giles @gianluca_giles]

If a burger is served to you on newspaper you know it's gonna be good

[Gianluca Giles @gianluca_giles]

I've never been more annoyed by a sign in my life

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People that put lemon with their avocado are actually wronguns

[Gianluca Giles @gianluca_giles]

So can I smoke then?

[Gianluca Giles @gianluca_giles]

Yo lo unico que quiero es cantarle a alguien por triana

[Gianluca Giles @gianluca_giles]

That's not fair, that's 2 against 1

[Gianluca Giles @gianluca_giles]

I wanna get a job working at the easyjet boarding desk purely so I can let everyone with big bags onto the flight for free