Brad Andrews

[Brad Andrews @giantmidget101]

@forallcurious I thought we were just parts of a computer with the purpose of finding the Ultimate Question to go along with the Answer to Life, The Universe, and Everything

[Netflix @netflix]

"People made fun of me for liking K-pop and now everyone’s singing our song. And all the Korean lyrics... I’m so proud." — EJAE accepting the Best Original Song Oscar for "Golden" 💫

📸: getty

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@alivitali @WayTooEarly @nancyayoussef @moses_small @Courtenay_Brown @bluestein #waytooearly I'm up because a nine pound cat decided to jump on my stomach and scream like a banshee. Once I was awake, he went to take a nap.

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@WhiteHouse Cool story, bro! Be a lot cooler if y'all weren't the ones to gut Medicare and are set to cost millions more their healthcare after the first of the year

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@Skaenktayy Done

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@USAttyEssayli

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@Hunter_Eagleman Hope that includes @elonmusk and @MELANIATRUMP and her anchor babies.

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@Jim_Jordan Because your guys pitched a fit over the original plan, Medicare for all, and this was the compromise your bundle of clowns would agree to.

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@tedcruz Easy answer, Toucan Spam: Medicare for all. Which was, you know, the original idea before you lot got involved and it guy watered down.

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@SenatorTimScott

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@StephenM That's pretty funny, considering it's coming from someone who masturbates to gas chamber blueprints.

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@MikeJohnson Well Smithers, when your party turned into a goose stepping bunch of fascist clowns, you set this in motion.

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@StephenM States rights, you damn ghoul.

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@DonaldJTrumpJr Yo, Voted Most Likely To Accidentally Eat The Will, silverware is only equivalent to the entire bloody East Wing because you have the intelligence of a week old pastry left on a Manhattan bus.

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@elonmusk So NOW you're concerned with lies? Then you'll be shocked to know how many lies your tangerine hued buddy tells DAILY.

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@SpeakerJohnson OR, you muppet, since you need their votes, negotiate with them no matter what that orange stain says.

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@EricTrump Hey, Dad's Least Favorite, the only reason he's building a ballroom is because the entire Trump clan has no balls and this is the closest you'll ever get.

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@willowitcher @DamienReaper20 Exactly. People are gonna think what they want to anyway, so it's not worth the energy it takes to concern yourself with that part. It's like the gray philosopher said: "Those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."

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@LauraLoomer Love it or leave, Loony.

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@JDVance I can make one of those of you confessing your love for the sofa in the oval office!