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[Peter Mallouk @PeterMallouk]

Haven’t heard this articulated this way but no doubt it is true.

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

Remember when the hyenas realised all the promises Scar made to them were lies, and he’d destroyed every semblance of normalcy and stability, so they turned around and ate him? Just pointing that out for absolutely no reason at all.

[geysolita JAETU ITS JOEVER 🍃🍂 @geysolitauwu]

"Tengo 9 años y me persigue el gobierno"

PAVI 😭😭😭

[hunter @3gpmh]

every day can be halloween if you’re haunted by your own life choices

[Tom Broome-Jones @tbroomey]

Literally one of the best lines ever said by an actor in anything.

[liam !! @buckybrains]

SHUT UP LOOK AT THE BACK OF THE DAYS ONE THIS IS EVIL

[FEAR NO MORE @SHEEPSLIVE]

WHY DID YOUR
ELECTRONICS CHANGE
THEIR POWER BUTTON
TO THIS SYMBOL?

IS THIS CONCERNING?

[iku 🌙 @neferiouz]

so i went outside and saw this..

[໊ @ilswyth]

“i would kill for you.” “i would die for you.”

well i would heal for you. i’d unlearn my toxic patterns, face my wounds, and become a healthier person so my love doesn’t hurt you

[FireFighterDev @fire_starter457]

Someone from Texas will look you dead in the eye and say ‘No Sharia Law’ and then walk out of their house and into a state that bans gambling, abortions, marijuana, liquor stores on Sunday, porn, LGTBQ rights, and so much more.

These stupid morons have been living under Sharia Law for 30 years already.😂🤦‍♂️🤡

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

🚨 10:00 AM ET: A 15-MINUTE BATTLE FOR THE ENTIRE INTERNET BEGINS.

Today, a critical zero-day vulnerability (CVSS 9.2) in PHP—the backbone running nearly 80% of the web—goes public at 10:00 AM ET / 7:00 AM PT.

Forget the technical jargon. Here is what actually happens:
The second the patch drops, hackers will use AI to reverse-engineer the fix in seconds and unleash automated exploits worldwide within 15 minutes.

This is not just a problem for developers.
When e-commerce sites, apps, and platforms collapse, your leaked home address, passwords, and credit card numbers flood the dark web.

⚔️ The brutal reality today:
Engineering teams deploying patches in minutes vs. Oblivious companies gutted before lunchtime.

🛡 3 things you must do to protect yourself right now:
1. Turn on Two-Factor Authentication (2FA) across all critical accounts.
2. Stop password reuse immediately.
3. Beware of fake "emergency password reset" phishing emails flooding inboxes today.

Cyber warfare changes forever this morning.
Bookmark and share this to keep your team and family safe.

[Keitaro @KeitaroTR]

Izquierda: El campanario del ayuntamiento de Limoges en Francia se ha derrumbado recientemente

Derecha: El Día de la Resistencia - La tarjeta Moment of Dreams en Genshin Impact data de 2024

Mihoyo??????

[Bulwark Clips @BulwarkClips]

Talarico: "We just found out that [Elon Musk] is almost single-handedly bankrolling this effort to install Ken Paxton in the U.S. Senate and defeat this movement...Elon Musk wants our land. He wants our water. He wants his very own personal United States senator. He is trying to buy Texas."

[T w I t t e r @darthramious]

Most people in France can't afford housing.

They didn't blame immigrants, or transgender people, or video games, or avocado toast.

They blame the government. Because that's who's responsible. That's always who's responsible.

[why do you act like that @pranavsaccount]

Today is maybe lowkey message your long distance nothinguationship that youre in no-contact with day

[Milly!*𝄪 🍏 @SproutOfRebirth]

Ive noticed these two (pavi and collei) have very similar pins, so im guessing they took inspiration from the same source, does anyone know what it is though?

[JEFF @jeffisrael25]

October 2016: I mean, he won't win, but even if he does, how bad could it be?

October 2026:

[Gerry Canavan (parody) @gerrycanavan]

I am become Calvin's Dad

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Zelenskyy: "I will continue to bomb Russian Data Centers."

Republicans: "Zelenskyy is attempting to interfere in the US midterms."

Me: What an odd thing to say.