𝙝𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙞 𝙥𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙨𝙨

WILL steal your bitch (pls) (pls just give her to me)

[𝙝𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙞 𝙥𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙨𝙨 @gigidredd]

go ahead hop in the bun if you’re gonna act like a wiener

[𝙝𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙞 𝙥𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙨𝙨 @gigidredd]

on that googoogaga mentality

[𝙝𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙞 𝙥𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙨𝙨 @gigidredd]

my classmate looked at my twitter account and then handed me their phone like this

[iSAAC 🌐 @isaacg_man]

Tempe town lake 🥹

[𝙝𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙞 𝙥𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙨𝙨 @gigidredd]

me when i have chest pains

[𝙝𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙞 𝙥𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙨𝙨 @gigidredd]

me when i was wrong about something i know nothing about

[𝙝𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙞 𝙥𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙨𝙨 @gigidredd]

me when i do not immediately excel at something i just tried for the first time

[𝙝𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙞 𝙥𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙨𝙨 @gigidredd]

going to my jousting lesson to become a professional jouster

[𝙝𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙞 𝙥𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙨𝙨 @gigidredd]

liking taylor swift is insane

[𝙝𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙞 𝙥𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙨𝙨 @gigidredd]

pussy from a girl that has a yeast infection so i can have a little bready treat

[pj @pjayevans]

(Meeting someone new) what are your abilities

[dizzy @rundizzy]

i wasted my 20s frozen in a block of ice

[𝙝𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙞 𝙥𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙨𝙨 @gigidredd]

being sick is a conspiracy created by Big White Cell to make us more dependent on them

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Butler! I’m too faded, fetch me my mids!

Those WERE your mids, sir.

Very well, carry on.

[rain thots @rain_thots]

wearing the “I am schizophrenic and have a gun” to a job interview tomorrow

[𝙝𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙞 𝙥𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙨𝙨 @gigidredd]

the frogtwitter to crypto millionaire pipeline

[𝙝𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙞 𝙥𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙨𝙨 @gigidredd]

tfw no lilo & stitch gf

[𝙝𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙞 𝙥𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙨𝙨 @gigidredd]

telling people i’m only a republican cause it’s trendy

[𝙝𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙞 𝙥𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙨𝙨 @gigidredd]

wearing cowboy boots and american flag shirts and telling people i’m an anarcho-communist for fun

[𝙝𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙞 𝙥𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙨𝙨 @gigidredd]

@s4m31p4n giving this unhomed pizza $500,000 so he can feed his family