montgomery anagrama

currently Danny Aiello in Moonstruck; aging into Vincent Gardenia in Moonstruck

[Yukel Aylee @kvo2021]

Dirty Harry Belafonte: go ahead, tally me banana

[brine walsh @BrineWalsh]

Odysseus and his men getting chased off the Epstein island by a kaiju-sized Alan Dershowitz

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

Danny McBride as Henry VIII: more fool fuckin you Catherine, i have supreme power in the goddamn church. That means I can fuckin annul shit out of this barren partnership. And find me a wench who aint gonna fuck around with giving me a heir almost as strong and muscular as I am

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

New chick fil a billboard by my place just says “it’s giving chicken sandwich” sure man. Who gives a fuck anymore

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

i can phil it collins in the air tonight

[montgomery anagrama @gilchtweet]

i’m glad that the american contribution to the big world sports event, instead of the usual military dry humping, was our greatest achievement: the muppets

[erin chack @ErinChack]

[calling my friend while cat sitting] can she have a cigarette

[montgomery anagrama @gilchtweet]

@GoodFundies FappleGapple Power it’s right there

[Internationally Renowned Cartoonist @shadowfan198]

If you do pub trivia and your team is like eight people you should kill yourself

[Bartolo Colón @BColon40]

My 583 Cal Ripken Jr.’s 2,632
(Helmet Losses)    (Consecutive Games)
            🤝
Never Being Broken

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

Graham Norton: what was it like on set

The Cyclops from The Odyssey: the scenery was stunning

Lee Mack: I bet you couldn't believe your eye

*Laughter, round of applause, Lee Mack & Cyclops shake hands*

Miriam Margolyes: I bet it must be hard to get parts, because of your eye

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

It's ugly and rotten-hearted to speak ill of the dead if they were a powerful politician who pushed constantly for war and misery. It's perfectly fine to speak ill of the dead if they were some nobody immigrant who was near a cop.

[moog @mflemster]

I hope this guy is okay but I can’t get over how much this looks like a @pants drawing

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

Soccer I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty sweaty ruined one

[Nate Rogers @Nate_Rgrs]

Had to go into a Chase to open an account and was making small talk with the bank guy while we went through the forms. I said "I remember when I was a kid this was a—" and he cut in sagely: "a Boston Market, yes." He knew his role as the keeper of the land's history

[ndr @NDR_lufc]

England fan at the Azteca Stadium after singing Wonderwall at altitude

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

America’s greatest accomplishments at 250:
1. Jazz
2. Barbecue
3. Baseball
4. Turning right on red
5. Patti Smith
6. Constitutional Democracy (discontinued)
7. Spielberg’s 70s through 90s run
8. Seinfeld (the show, not the guy)
9. The National Parks System
10. Coca-Cola

[Jake @JakeWally]

Zohran has never faced any sex pests obsessed with Israel so we’d really be in uncharted waters