Mike Conley

I drove an Acura | Private school product | DC Diva | COYE

[Mike Conley @gildeduck]

Greatest lovewatch of my life

[Mike Conley @gildeduck]

@BarstoolBigCat Happy birthday Hank. Just kidding

[Mike Conley @gildeduck]

Here comes IT winning yet another “How can I make this about me” award. All he needs is a chance

[Isaiah Thomas @isaiahthomas]

Jalen Brunson thank you!!! Don’t run away from “small” guards! You can win with them too. Just gotta believe and give em a real opportunity

[Mike Conley @gildeduck]

@chasedaace You’re getting there too nephew

[Mike Conley @gildeduck]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do!

[Mike Conley @gildeduck]

@PardonMyTake @spencerhawes00 @BretBielema Max whining his ass off about Knicks fans being scumbags is hilarious when he’s a part of the biggest group of douchebag losers ever in Philly fans

[Blake Griffin @blakegriffin23]

Accidentally hit a squirrel yesterday in my car. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Casey Anthony is a monster.

[Mike Conley @gildeduck]

Carmelo Anthony getting sent to prison right in the middle of the series is insanely bad vibes for the Knicks man

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Im gonna start saying I went to the Masters on Saturday/Sunday of ‘22 when I wear my polo. Tired of saying no

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@chasedaace Our balls are so far down their throats that’s why they sound the way they do

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@billbarris7 ??

[Mike Conley @gildeduck]

If you’re not sleeping with a pillow between your legs you don’t take your health seriously

[Mike Conley @gildeduck]

@Zanku98 Shut the hell up AYO

[Mike Conley @gildeduck]

Drake got so many grails when you hear one you haven’t listened to in a while it’s like seeing an old friend

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@chasedaace You’re shameless

[Jalen Brunson @jalenbrunson1]

Nothing was the same 😏

[Mike Conley @gildeduck]

@joshhart Great take Mr. Hart. Sidwell sucks though

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@tylergottea @jack1020_ @coleadamss You’re a joke

[Mike Conley @gildeduck]

I really don’t care about your story announcing your grandma died. and she doesn’t either

[Mike Conley @gildeduck]

Drake went from Passionfruit into Get it Together and you expect me to not assume you’re mentally challenged if you don’t think he’s the greatest to ever do it. I love you Drizzy…💔