keca🐝

dick riding to many fandoms to list

[keca🐝 @gilflover28]

@caraeightyone yea i will block u

[keca🐝 @gilflover28]

@versthalpia im hoping u come out of it a father

[honz ✨ @CH0PPENHEIMER]

everyone who left the theatre thinking they should be together should be publicly caged and get hit with tomatoes

[keca🐝 @gilflover28]

what stage of grief is stress writing your christmas list to santa?

[keca🐝 @gilflover28]

if ur an incoming college freshmen people literally talk to you like you have 30 seconds left to enjoy life before the horrors kick in

[keca🐝 @gilflover28]

remember: peter parker is still a virgin in the mcu so if you are too you are basically spiderman

[keca🐝 @gilflover28]

how i feel bc why am i the only person alive stressed about moving into college

[keca🐝 @gilflover28]

if i ever get 10 likes on a tweet im going to leak mine and my entire families ssn as a thank you

[keca🐝 @gilflover28]

i think we should just start throwing up as a form of protest. Oh youre my boss and you wont turn the ac on in the warehouse? Okay (then throw up)

[keca🐝 @gilflover28]

@ooLolo_ i love mine but just a warning technic sets will make u suicidal

[keca🐝 @gilflover28]

@versthalpia bro im so locked into this

[keca🐝 @gilflover28]

going to go clean my room because what is oscar piastri wants to fuck but gets turned off by the mess

[keca🐝 @gilflover28]

i hate when im texting my friend and her bitch ass boyfriend steals her phone and says some funky shit like “stop texting her phone we trying to fuck” okay bitch im trying to tell her about my horny fanfic idgaf

[keca🐝 @gilflover28]

@toastastri op81 from zero cycle

[keca🐝 @gilflover28]

my lewis hamilton stan of a brother wont sthu about oscar being bald. BITCH THIS WAS UR FAV BEFORE HE FOUND THE GREAT COUNTRY OF TURKIYE.

[keca🐝 @gilflover28]

can p*erre stop getting points when he is caught cheating bro im
so pissed its always fucking alpine

[keca🐝 @gilflover28]

“follow my instructions asmr” chill bro im easy

[keca🐝 @gilflover28]

@thecharmingbeau that one scene in austin powers

[keca🐝 @gilflover28]

@81hud i once read a fanfic as a joke bc they said they research shark anatomy to make the smut accurate.

[keca🐝 @gilflover28]

#whoremembers