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[whalefact @awhalefact]

this one’s for steve

[haylie @hayliediazz]

so my dog jumped out of my window today...

[The Manc @TheMancUK]

After noticing that Ken slept with a photo of his late wife every night, one of the carers at Thistleton Lodge presented him with this incredible gift...

[Hank Showers @schauer_me]

Unfortunately the stuff I ordered online did not bring me happiness but I will be conducting the experiment three to four more times just to make sure

[Nick Lehmann @NickStopTalking]

I wasn’t gonna drink tonight but maybe I’ll have five glasses of wine

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Nellie. She’s an astronaut. Please don’t interrupt her spacewalk. 13/10

[Jason Gregor @JasonGregor]

Kudos to whoever made this. The brilliance of finding the perfect song for each fall was outstanding. I laughed so hard at 1:00 and then at 1:33. Thank you for making this. https://t.co/CevrZT0rOv

[NBC New York @NBCNewYork]

Due to coronavirus precaution, Bob Shellard isn't allowed to visit his wife in her Connecticut nursing home. So he stood outside her window and held up a sign that said "I've loved you 67 years and still do. Happy Anniversary." https://t.co/cIwZxwmZeN

[rackzy @rackzySOL]

bitch that’s toady hawk

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

6 year old John Oliver just beat cancer and came back to school to this. Incredible. (Via @FOX29philly)

[my book is better than my tweets @MichellCClark]

Give this baby all the awards immediately