Oldham Schalker

OAFC & S04 supporter. Terminally fucking ill

[Oldham Schalker @gilmores_eyes]

@Catheri77148739 @dignityindying @suz_jones1 go for it. why should we die in pain because others think we should. Nonsense!

[Oldham Schalker @gilmores_eyes]

@johnkampgoor me too pal, hopefully soon!

[Oldham Schalker @gilmores_eyes]

you lovely bastards. Really wish I could have been there but they wouldnt let me- wish I could but really struggle with movement

[Oldham Schalker @gilmores_eyes]

take with tramodol for an "I cant open my eyes but dont give a flying fuck" experience

[Oldham Schalker @gilmores_eyes]

Oxycodone is soooo moreish. delicious opiate high notes with a satisfyingly rich warm finish #drugreview

[Oldham Schalker @gilmores_eyes]

grown men howling & squealing at needles - grow a pair! Some right soft arses out there

[Oldham Schalker @gilmores_eyes]

great thing with hospital is asking the grunting gasping man next to you if he needs help only to discover he's shitting himself. Dirty old goats never ask for a commode or help - glad that'll never be me, you dirty lot though.....🤔

[Oldham Schalker @gilmores_eyes]

finally seen by doctor at 03:30! By way of apology she fingered my rectum - every cloud 😜

[Oldham Schalker @gilmores_eyes]

9 hours+ in A&E in worse pain than if theyd let me stay at home & not 1 single doctor seen me. Bloody love hospitals & our Glorious NHS

[Oldham Schalker @gilmores_eyes]

@SchalkeGills really really hope so. If it was today then no way but its a way off yet! 😔

[Oldham Schalker @gilmores_eyes]

my 7 nights in Japan was downgraded to 4 in Bruges because Im fucked,that downgraded to 1 in London because Im fucked,that downgraded to staying at home because Im fucked. Aarrgghh, can I borrow someones body for a week - promise I wont feel it up & will return almost good as new

[Nick Harris @sportingintel]

One of the 100% verifiably clean Olympic Athletes from Russia - scrutinised so closely they must be clean, well done IOC - has er, failed a drug test at the Winter Olympics. Who'd have thought it possible?

[Oldham Schalker @gilmores_eyes]

I'd say getting back to your hotel @05:30 whilst driving a taxi you've stolen is the end of a bloody good night out #WBAFC

[Oldham Schalker @gilmores_eyes]

@arlenefinnigan the morphine is free which is nice & Jeremy Hunt is a

[Oldham Schalker @gilmores_eyes]

my life insurance is paying out & Im rich - yay! Im dying - boo! I can now afford a serious cocaine habit at wholesale prices - yay! Im dying - boo! Fucking confusing day

[Oldham Schalker @gilmores_eyes]

@schalke_fans_uk @Rene_1904 I just say Arena & if you dont like it suck my balls 😉

[Oldham Schalker @gilmores_eyes]

with the help of a load of steroids, a stout walking stick & trusty companions got to summit of Tandle Hill today.Victory!Next time Im up there It'll be in a bloody urn #cheerythought #fuckcancer

[Oldham Schalker @gilmores_eyes]

cracking day out in exec box at Latics yesterday. And we won!Thanks to my 7 associates for getting drunk enough to entertain me royally (shout out to Secret Sip in Royton for helping greatly with that post match) #oafc

[Oldham Schalker @gilmores_eyes]

@antgerrard86 nah, Maradona you young pup

[Oldham Schalker @gilmores_eyes]

@schalke_fans_uk @s04 does my fucking head in