gimble

[Riċ @ricblurs]

get your spark back nigga

[teenage sex and death at cab cutie @ManuclearBomb]

waking up hungover next to my cat waiting for breakfast

[capricorn king @404SAGE]

Regular niggas gon take a day off

But a Rockstar like me gon Take-Two

[BlueJay @them_failure]

Sorry about mahjong last night, I kept hunting for the four white dragons and let my passion create a fifth

[stimmy ⚢☭ @stimberbee]

I go garbonzo on her bean until that chick pees

[Never Goon 🐂🀄️🅿️ @NeverGoon]

You are supposed to lose it all and get it back that’s called prestige

[Pint 🔥 @PintLive]

I don’t know, I kinda prefer the metal gears solid…

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

Once in a blue moon it’s fun to infiltrate girls night with my wife. You can drink 17 beers and no one once starts talking about killing themselves or some kind of great fire that cleanses the world. They got me doing Fiona Apple karaoke

[Colander 🩵 @colander20]

Me reading Jeremy Clarkson’s description of Concorde after it’s very last flight

[Westeros Central @WesterosCentral]

Tough first showing from the longtime free agent

[shimi @yurimusings]

chud is one letter away from chad and the only thing that changes is u

[Cool Guy™ 🌈✞🌛 (Comms open!) @ChurchOfMoons]

Call of Duty fans used to call Halo "gaylo" and Halo fans used to make fun of COD for getting worse every year and Star Wars fans used to call Star Trek lame while Trekkies called Star Wars slop and now both sides of both just mourn the Century of Humiliation for all four

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

Nigga just honked at me in a drive thru relax #fatfuck

[brian @brianonhere]

fragment of journal entry found in abandoned bunker level of video game

[EAT SIX BILLION NEIGHBORS @wolplicker]

FOUND IT

[T_p_tio 🎈 @Txp_RBI_Xctuxl]

The solution to all of your financial woes is simply $5 rotisserie chickens and $1.50 all beef footlong hotdogs and fountain drink from Costco.

It's really that simple.

[slothy @slothy_420]

i love how being actually fucking annoying is just called ragebaiting now and if you fall for it you’re the problem

[Mr B @laziolabubu]

Keir Starmer taking his anger out on the weather machine this afternoon