Gin Jakel

IIS MIM Chilanga Panza Verde Michigander!

[Gin Jakel @gin_jakel]

@belle379 @nickimoraa Or she can explain that when they booked the seats, they couldn't find anything together... why do we assume that it was to avoid costs??

[Gin Jakel @gin_jakel]

@mannylozan @elineanoticias Finalmente alguien más lo notó!

[Gin Jakel @gin_jakel]

@Maraca2 La otra opción es no pagar los 800 pesos y que me lleven al corralon con todo y niño.

[Maldita Summer @MalditaSummer]

Una amiga me paga un boleto de un concierto “luego me lo pagas” dice. Yo le compro vuelos a mi mejor amigo. En las cenas se juntan botellas y alimentos por doquier que trajeron a manos llenas los invitados. Mi mejor amiga llega con bolsas de galletas caseras, yo le pido las instrucciones para cuidar sus plantas cuando salga de vacaciones.

A mi no me hablen de 50/50. A mi no me digan las cuentas que les llevan a sus amigos de las veces que les han ayudado. Recíproco todo, o nada.

[The Biblical Man @Biblicalman]

My father once told me the secret to a happy marriage.

“Stay out of the kitchen. Let her handle the holidays.”

I was 19. He was in his recliner.

My mother was cooking for 14 people.

She’d been up since 5 AM.

He’d been up since the football pregame.

I didn’t think anything of it.

That’s just how it was.

Fast forward 20 years.

I’m in the recliner.

My wife is in the kitchen.

She’s been up since 5 AM.

I’ve been up since the pregame.

My daughter walks by and I see her watching.

Not the TV.

Her mother.

Then me.

Then her mother again.

That’s when it hit me:

She’s taking notes.

My father taught me that holidays were for men to rest and women to work.

He didn’t say it.

He showed it.

Every Thanksgiving.
Every Christmas.
Every Easter.

The recliner passed from him to me like an inheritance I never asked for.

This morning I woke up at 4 AM.

Not for content.

For the turkey.

My wife found me in the kitchen at 6.

She didn’t say anything.

She just stood there.

Then she cried.

Your kids are taking notes.

Not on what you say.

On where you sit.

The recliner is an inheritance.

Be the generation that stands up.

[Lisa Britton @LisaBritton]

I went to my stepfather’s sister’s house for Thanksgiving. Her husband was the cook of their family, always making extravagant meals. But he had two strokes this year, is in a wheelchair, and things are pretty rough at the moment. So his son stepped up. At 23, he cooked the entire Thanksgiving meal—including a regular turkey AND a smoked turkey—with his dad in his wheelchair by his side, instructing him. It was so moving. I’m so proud of him. What an amazing young man.

[Gin Jakel @gin_jakel]

@ClubAmeric38259 @qtf @netflix jajaja entonces no hagan puente ni celebren este fin sino hasta el mero 15 en la noche

[Gin Jakel @gin_jakel]

@attraversiamo_p Ir al cine!!

[ceciarmy @ceciarmy]

Su hija estaba llorando y él entró a la presentación para consolarla.

[Gin Jakel @gin_jakel]

@Rat_Inside O a los que más le echan ganas ??

[Gin Jakel @gin_jakel]

@SGarciaSoto Pinche excusa pendeja para "reportear".

[Gin Jakel @gin_jakel]

@horridibujos Y a todo esto....que dice el contrato?? alguien lo leyó?

[Gin Jakel @gin_jakel]

@liliaaguilarmx @LillyTellez Noroña suena como los vendedores de artículos de cocina de la feria de Leon

[Gin Jakel @gin_jakel]

@EFmorningStar "Get the canolli, get the canolli"

[Gin Jakel @gin_jakel]

@_San_Santos @CHAYANNEMUSIC El envidioso que se aparece....

[Gin Jakel @gin_jakel]

@HernanGomezB @BBVA_Mex Desde el principio te lo dicen con letras chiquitas…

[Gin Jakel @gin_jakel]

@RealArturoH Ademas de que durante casi 20 años Guanajuato fue un lugar mega seguro, mucho más que CDMX

[Gin Jakel @gin_jakel]

@SritaChiken Y quienes son los papás?

[Gin Jakel @gin_jakel]

@ivan_escalante @Claudiashein jajaja ahora todos vamos a cargar ahi! Mejor ponganse a chambear para bajar el precio de la gasolina

[Gin Jakel @gin_jakel]

@odedanilo Mexico style, you die today, visitation is during the night, mess and burial first time next morning. Deal done.