How do you cut a slit in the reflecting pool almost the length of a football field without being noticed? And why are people actually believing this bullshit? Surely they don't actually believe it because they couldn't possibly be that stupid. Oh wait…
"What I'm most proud of is that my career lasted long enough for me to see little girls grow up watching @SportsCenter, enter this business & succeed in it."
After hosting 5,500+ editions of SC, legendary anchor @lindacohn is retiring from ESPN June 30
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I'm not being paid residuals for my singing on Josie & the Pussycats bc film producers failed to provide paperwork to @sagaftra for my 20+ vocal sessions in 2000. SAG says I had 2 years (??) to report but I found out this year.
Didn't hit 25 earnings. l lose my health ins July1
At a weed store you can say, 'I want something to help me sleep that won’t make me wonder if my back door is unlocked,' and they will take you seriously, think hard about it, and then say something like, 'Have you tried Ooga Booga Skywalker Cake?'"
“Michelle Obama is a man” shouted on the White House lawn in a ring sponsored by Bud Light only available on Larry Ellison’s Paramount Plus. What a way to celebrate America 250 and the twilight of liberal democracy.
Lads we have a true emergency, shite. We got a mate lost his passport on the way to the game. Apologies to my brother/sister @MBTA@mbta_alerts social manager but the Wakefield bagpiper just sent me this. If Helen from Scotland can send me to the cup, we can do this. Cuz BOSTON
Julien Baker will be doing a residence at Almanack Arts in Nantucket, MA this summer!
The summer concert series is open to members only. Learn more about Almanack Arts at https://t.co/ufgFHXOOYC