Elise Heneghan

I enjoy long, romantic walks to the fridge.

[Elise Heneghan @gingah_snapz]

Literally the funniest things @LindzE10 and I have ever thought of (and that's saying something)

[Elise Heneghan @gingah_snapz]

@JohnMurHeneghan @thedickbutkus @SisterJean98 @IlliniMBB How long did it take you to draft this tweet?

[Elise Heneghan @gingah_snapz]

Highly recommend ordering chicken tendies, Mac n cheese, and fries to console you while you do your taxes

[Elise Heneghan @gingah_snapz]

A good way to know you’re old and hungover is when you serenade your Liquid IV packet to Bring Me to Life by Evanescence

[Elise Heneghan @gingah_snapz]

Official dream job is to be Phil on Somebody Feed Phil, except we can call it like Everybody Feed Ellis. Give me all the foods in all the places.

[Elise Heneghan @gingah_snapz]

I know I’m late to the party but the Schitt’s Creek documentary has me a WRECK 😭😭😭

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

I could write jokes for 800 years and I'd never think of something funnier than Trump booking the Four Seasons for his big presser, and it turning out to be the Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot between a dildo store and a crematorium.

[Elise Heneghan @gingah_snapz]

@JohnMurHeneghan Thy will be fuggin done

[Elise Heneghan @gingah_snapz]

Ok you guys it’s time for the truth. It wasn’t fraud. It was me. I looked up to the sky on Tuesday and said “bro if you want to, now would be the time to step in.” And here we are

[Elise Heneghan @gingah_snapz]

@TomiLahren

[Elise Heneghan @gingah_snapz]

Throw on Blessed by Martina McBride and have yourself a good fucking day

[Elise Heneghan @gingah_snapz]

I did have a croissant for brekky

[Antoni Porowski @antoni]

Good fucking morning ima have a croissant today!!!!

[Elise Heneghan @gingah_snapz]

Hey Google, play Swing by Savage on Spotify
#ElectionResults2020

[Elise Heneghan @gingah_snapz]

😭👏🏻✊🏻

[Leslie Odom, Jr. @leslieodomjr]

It’s gonna take awhile to get all our votes counted. I’m willing to wait...

[Elise Heneghan @gingah_snapz]

Doctor’s Report: Ulcer
Cause: Nevada
#Election2020

[Elise Heneghan @gingah_snapz]

I feel like my whole week is a very real, scary, visceral viewing of the Parks and Rec episode where Leslie Knope finds out whether or not she won City Council #Election2020

[Elise Heneghan @gingah_snapz]

5 sec update I checked and still scared

[Elise Heneghan @gingah_snapz]

How many times can a snooze girl snooze when she’s scared to check the news???