Chris Hoffman

Dad. Husband. Appraiser. Veteran. Technophile. Ambivert. Essayons!

[FOX Sports PR @FOXSportsPR]

The Heart of America 🇺🇸

Kansas City, Boston and Austin lead the way as Top Local Markets for FIFA World Cup 2026™ on FOX and FS1. 🏆⚽️📺

[Robby Starbuck @robbystarbuck]

"What advice do you give someone who’s young and thinking about marriage?"

I sent this to my oldest kids this morning because it’s the perfect answer. Tune out the lost boys who say a never ending line of women is fulfillment. What this man describes is.

[Chris Hoffman @ginger_beerd]

Hey @SimpliSafe thanks for actually canceling my subscription this time—after a year of thinking it was cancelled—but, given 541 days of not using the system and 357 days since my last call to cancel, 180 days of refund is a bit light.

[Chris Hoffman @ginger_beerd]

@RealCandaceO Where’s the Rhode mic?!? Who has it? If it didn’t get destroyed from a charge, it would still be available as evidence. What about the audio from it? Or the rest of the audio/video from that SD card behind Charlie?

[Chris Hoffman @ginger_beerd]

When the U.S. flag is at half-staff, all subordinate flags must also be lowered (U.S. Flag Code, 4 U.S.C. §7). 🇺🇸

@ColumbiaColg has Old Glory at half-staff today…while the Missouri and college flags fly high. Disrespectful and wrong.

#USFlagCode #ColumbiaMO #Freedom

[Chris Hoffman @ginger_beerd]

Get out there and vote!!!

#ColumbiaMOBCT
#MIZ

[Chris Hoffman @ginger_beerd]

Your terms say I’m entitled to a prorated refund minus claims and an admin fee (if allowed by state law). I’m in Missouri and just looking for a fair, transparent resolution.

[Chris Hoffman @ginger_beerd]

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@AHS_Warranty I’ve been a customer for over 2 years, but just had a rep insist I’m not owed any refund after canceling — then hung up on me when I referenced your own cancellation policy.

[Chris Hoffman @ginger_beerd]

@USPSHelp: what happened to the @USPS unofficial motto: “Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of
their appointed rounds.” No mail most this week in 64081 zip code-none of which was mail that was scanned and expected

[Chris Hoffman @ginger_beerd]

@AHS_Warranty I’d love to, but it doesn’t seem like that’s possible due to @X policy.

[Chris Hoffman @ginger_beerd]

@AHS_Warranty I’ve been trying to resolve an ongoing issue with my A/C repair, but after multiple calls on 10/7, 10/9, 10/10, and 10/11, I still have no resolution. An independent contractor found a missing TXV required for SEER2 compliance, but AHS won’t cover the necessary repairs. Please help me resolve this ASAP! #CustomerService #HomeWarranty #AmericanHomeShield #NeedHelp

[Kansas City Royals @Royals]

The Boys are playin' some October ball!

[Bold American @boldamericanpod]

America has been through too much this week. We didn’t need this on top of it

[Chris Hoffman @ginger_beerd]

Hey @ChipotleTweets … again with the issues for our pickup order. What’s the point in requesting an order be completed by a specific time only to have it done 10+ min earlier, allowing it to soak through the bowl and get cold whilst leaking through the bag to fall out in car?

[Chris Hoffman @ginger_beerd]

Hey @ChipotleTweets, not sure why I even try with y’all. Paid for large chips, got a regular bag…no answer and voicemail isn’t set up at 1103 SW Oldham Pkwy in Lee’s Summit, MO.

[Chris Hoffman @ginger_beerd]

https://t.co/VBscNO24ar via @Fjallraven_NA

[Chris Hoffman @ginger_beerd]

Fix your systems…absolutely ridiculous.

[Chris Hoffman @ginger_beerd]

Hey @Ticketmaster …

🖕🏻

Did everything you asked and still somehow managed to get screwed on @BillyStrings tickets @CDArenaKC

[StarTalk @StarTalkRadio]

As above, so below…

[Chris Hoffman @ginger_beerd]

@LethalityJane @JonahDispatch …or Dustin Hoffman in Tootsie, or Tom Hanks and Perter Scolari in Bosom Buddies, or Tyler Perry in Medina _____, or Robin Williams in Mrs. Doubtfire, etc, etc.