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the meaning will become clear • gt19

[cait @gingercattt]

my life is like guitar hero on expert and the audience is booing me and the guitar isn’t even calibrated

[unhinged tweeter @ErinElizzabeth_]

me waking up after day drinking: “even i would do me.” and then goes to bars.

[unhinged tweeter @ErinElizzabeth_]

i am her boat. she is my wife.

[cait @gingercattt]

@lorenallred this is what we’re stuck with because you won’t do any new songs 😠 please record more!!!! you’re so amazing

[unhinged tweeter @ErinElizzabeth_]

@lorenallred you are literally the most amazing singer ive ever heard. the next celine deon. u need to be famous.

[Travon Free @Travon]

White people be in public like "I can't wear a mask! I can't breathe! It's my choice!" but will wear this for six hours to kill Bambi whole family.

[Sebastián Ramírez @tiangolo]

I saw a job post the other day. 👔

It required 4+ years of experience in FastAPI. 🤦

I couldn't apply as I only have 1.5+ years of experience since I created that thing. 😅

Maybe it's time to re-evaluate that "years of experience = skill level". ♻

[Kany ♡ @kanyashleyy]

We’re actually living in a world where the person sitting beside you could be a cake

[cait @gingercattt]

i think you mean 1/100th time

[Sam Stein @samstein]

Look, for the 100th time, if we had 40,000,000 pregnant woman but only administered 20,000,000 pregnancy tests then we would halve the number of births in our contry. Everyone knows this and yet... NOT REPORTED!

[cait @gingercattt]

this is so wholesome

[Tiffany D. Jackson @WriteinBK]

Allow me to entertain you with thread: A few days ago, there was a twitter storm about the worst places in NYC. Many people said Times Square, which I would typically agree with except for one thing: My dad. 1/11

[cait @gingercattt]

@amoneysignh i feel like even normal ppl do that lol

[ma’at. @maat_xo]

NORMALISE SPEAKING BACK TO ADULTS WHO ARE REPEATEDLY DISRESPECTFUL TO YOU. just cause you’re an older i must take disrespect????????????????

[Rachel McCartney @RachelMComedy]

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be off of this fucking planet

[Matt Ferrari @MatthewFerrari]

rough

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

the screaming is fine we just checked it out it was nothing

[cait @gingercattt]

@Steven_Marsh1 @jhunyar2 i’d expect nothing less

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

*July 4th, 1776*

England: Just saying you’re independent doesn’t make it true.

Thomas Jefferson: