Tony!

Going to keep telling myself that I'm as fun & unique as I hope to be. By reading this, you're only encouraging me. (He/him)

[Tony! @gingerdamus_]

B'ys.

[Tony! @gingerdamus_]

it's 85 seconds to midnight but i'm cooking on crosswords lately, so that's nice i guess

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

if you want to hate Canada like a local, gather 'round, we'll have a four-hour argument about crown corporations and the Meech Lake accord conducted partly in English and partly in two equally unintelligible dialects of French

[Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage]

Democrats have received *checks notes*

professional wrestling

in the national divorce

[Tony! @gingerdamus_]

Khruangbin = what if the Better Call Saul theme song was an entire band

(said without shade, my favourite band is what if the Law & Order theme song was an entire band)

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

Elоn only knows what the Iliad is bc at some point he googled “epic poems”

[maha @mahaaaay]

i am doing my part

[Tony! @gingerdamus_]

46) Their Tiny Desk this week was the most amped I've been about punk rock in years. That riff is *perfection*.

https://t.co/cxvITU8FGZ

[Tony! @gingerdamus_]

5) at least half of the tracks on the beautiful game belong in this thread, but this one is the pinnacle i think. weird, funky and a fucking jam
https://t.co/1PZdSWgxJQ

[Tony! @gingerdamus_]

45) I basically only come back here to update this thread or brag about crossword times at this point. anyway, this is a perfect pop song and modern popular music continues to be in the best place it's been in probably-30-years

https://t.co/cqvGruRx4p

[Tony! @gingerdamus_]

it was definitely easy but even still. i may never cook like this again

[Tony! @gingerdamus_]

✔ Heart
☐ Resolve
☐ Ties to fascists
It's a start, I guess

[Adam Laskaris @adam_la2karis]

Janet Gretzky says it has “broken (Wayne’s) heart” to read and see the mean comments about him and he would “do anything to make Canadians proud.”

[JFresh @JFreshHockey]

hey Sportsnet Binnington is in the net you do not have the option to screw around with these camera angles

[Tony! @gingerdamus_]

Every bay uncle right now: "b'y iss just too many fellers trying to do it themselves. No team players. Dey don't shoot da puck"

[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

The 2024 Headline of the Year Nominees

🧵

[Tony! @gingerdamus_]

The Big Percent event at the Avalon wasn't bad, but the Village is half off here today

[VOCM News @VOCMNEWS]

Wild weather whipping siding off Village Shopping Centre. #nlwx

[Down Goes Brown @DownGoesBrown]

Did… anyone ever call him that?

[Whole Mars Catalog @wholemars]

Elon is such a dumbass. He spent $44 billion on Twitter and all he got was control of all 3 branches of the federal government.