Elise DeBruler

✨Mr. F 🌿 fuck heroin 🍭she/her ✨

[blue oyster clit @mcdonaldskhole]

getting wasted and commenting “nightmare blunt rotation” on everyone’s facebook family christmas photos

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

“Colin Firth is the best Darcy” “Matthew McFayden is the best Darcy” you’re all forgetting someone

[Elise DeBruler @gingerelise]

Haven’t tweeted in a minute screaming into the void

[Elise DeBruler @gingerelise]

Validating moment for me: man talking about the “woman card” and the “race card” unable to figure out the huge complexity that is the keno machine at Hunt Club. Fuck you, sir

[Elise DeBruler @gingerelise]

Trying to train my dog to open the fridge. How are you guys holding up

[Nicole Byer aka peppa pig slut @nicolebyer]

This is the funniest thing I have ever read

[Matt Erspamer @erspamer_matt]

😢

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

YOUR MOM IS SO OLD she’s at an elevated risk for Covid and I hope she’s taking extra steps to ensure her safety during this frightening time

[Elise DeBruler @gingerelise]

If I had a dollar for every time I have opened someone’s story within a minute of them posting it I would not have to work anymore

[Elise DeBruler @gingerelise]

Got a puppy and keep expecting it to purr and have to remind myself it doesn’t hate me, it’s a dog

[Aaron Foley @aaronkfoley]

A person from Michigan telling you where they’re from

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

Scream 5 should be called 5cream and it’s cowardly that they’re not doing that

[steph @steph_mcca]

what i do on the calculator app is between me And God

[Elise DeBruler @gingerelise]

Ate too many edibles before my tattoo appt and now my eyebrows are sweating

[Elise DeBruler @gingerelise]

And my egg cooker came in the mail today, how appropriate

[Arrested Development @bluthquotes]

#WorldEggDay

[Elise DeBruler @gingerelise]

What is the psychology behind my impulsive need to buy new clothes before I go on any trip? Regardless of how short it is

[Elise DeBruler @gingerelise]

I’m not stressed at all I say as I pull my shoulders down from my earlobes and unclench my jaw

[Elise DeBruler @gingerelise]

The pro life billboards in Jackson kill me…if you were pro life we wouldn’t have this many COVID cases in AUGUST 2021 and you would get vaccinated. But since it’s a woman’s body…PRO LIFE