Iβm not here to make other moms feel bad, BUT I've steam mopped 1/8 of the kitchen, the dishwasher is running, I remembered to put the clothes in the dryer, and I've picked my kids' noses.
Goals AF, amirite?
Today is my #bestfriends daughter's bday.
5: "You should take the presents to one."
Me: "We're not going today. "
5: " But that's how bdays work. "
Me: " We're going on Sunday. That's how life works. "
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